La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue May-22-07 07:50 AM
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Post a Confession Here and I will Judge You Harshly. |
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DU'er: dear LP i eat a bagel everyday
LP: FATSO
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Tue May-22-07 07:52 AM
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I have no idea what your OP means.
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Tue May-22-07 07:53 AM
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Tue May-22-07 07:56 AM
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I'm rather lazy. I should be cleaning.
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Tue May-22-07 07:57 AM
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4. dude! you are taking my fun away |
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Tue May-22-07 08:14 AM
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Sorry...
ok my real confession is...I didn't shower this morning!
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Tue May-22-07 08:17 AM
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Tue May-22-07 07:58 AM
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5. I drove to work last Friday |
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Tue May-22-07 08:00 AM
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8. self absorbed american |
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Tue May-22-07 08:30 AM
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21. Technically I was driving for others |
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I only drove because I was out of dog food and I didn't want my hounds to go hungry. I could have carried a 20 pound bag of food over my shoulder but I thought the extra weight would break my bike spokes, which are already strained by my rather large beer gut.
PS: Why are you judging me for being an American? What was I supposed to do? Send subliminable messages to my parents while I was in the womb encouraging them to move to another country before I was born?
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Tue May-22-07 08:00 AM
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6. When I was a young boy, my Momma told me, "Son,... |
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...always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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Tue May-22-07 08:00 AM
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Tue May-22-07 08:00 AM
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My favorite food item growing up was tender veal. |
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Did I mention my parents had a French restaurant? Veal is not the worst of my culinary sins! :P
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Tue May-22-07 08:02 AM
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Tue May-22-07 08:00 AM
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7. I have a big run in my pantyhose and I didn't stop to put on a new pair this morning. |
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Tue May-22-07 08:01 AM
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Tue May-22-07 08:01 AM
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Yeah, a pantyhose skank...:rofl: :hi:
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Thu May-24-07 09:24 AM
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60. You should have just gone 'commando'. |
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Tue May-22-07 08:05 AM
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13. I stole baseball cards from Woolworth's |
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Tue May-22-07 08:08 AM
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Tue May-22-07 08:09 AM
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15. I proposed a threesome to my wife and she about divorced me. |
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Tue May-22-07 08:16 AM
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Tue May-22-07 08:16 AM
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Tue May-22-07 08:17 AM
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19. liar! dogs cant type. they have no opposable thumbs! |
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Tue May-22-07 11:46 AM
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Tue May-22-07 10:32 AM
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that I occasionally have naughty thoughts about a certain curvy Indian woman that happens to be a lesbian. (is that an innocent flirtation?)
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Tue May-22-07 10:33 AM
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hardly seems like a confession....
:)
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Tue May-22-07 10:46 AM
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not exactly shocking to anybody...
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Tue May-22-07 10:48 AM
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Tue May-22-07 10:38 AM
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26. morally bankrupt flirt! |
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Tue May-22-07 10:34 AM
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love Justin Timberlake's new album, around my house he is referred to as "My Justin" as my daughter rolls her eyes at me and sighs.
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Tue May-22-07 10:38 AM
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Tue May-22-07 10:35 AM
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25. I've become addicted to chomping on crushed ice |
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judge away, but don't tell my dentist
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Tue May-22-07 10:39 AM
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Have you been tested for anemia? Chewing ice all the time can be a form of pica, and a symptom of moderate-severe anemia. I had that problem when I was anemic.
:hi:
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Tue May-22-07 10:44 AM
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29. I did have some tests done recently |
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I had been concerned about all of my blood levels because I hadn't once had them tested since my gastric bypass (almost 3 years ago). It turns out that my levels of everything are just fine.
I'm chewing ice because it's a way to "eat" without consuming calories. (I've never been a gum chewer.)
:hi: how did your soup come out? (Hijack alert!)
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Tue May-22-07 10:49 AM
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Tue May-22-07 11:08 AM
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33. I once joined two independent clauses by means of a comma. |
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Tue May-22-07 12:28 PM
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Tue May-22-07 12:57 PM
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Tue May-22-07 11:13 AM
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34. I confess I listen to bossa nova |
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Edited on Tue May-22-07 11:14 AM by HamdenRice
a lot. most of it classic, but some verging on lounge lizard stuff.
OTOH, that's actually how I learned Portuguese. But the only conversation I can make is in the form of love song lyrics.
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Tue May-22-07 11:18 AM
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35. I love Contra Dancing (nt) |
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Tue May-22-07 12:13 PM
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37. I play Rapala Fishing on the Wii every night from midnight to three AM. |
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It's my guilty pleasure. :)
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Tue May-22-07 12:28 PM
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Tue May-22-07 12:20 PM
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38. I confess. I pulled the fire alarm at school in the 7th grade, |
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to get out of a test that day. Shame on me.
How judge ye?
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Tue May-22-07 12:23 PM
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39. Well, everyone should judge me harshly for this: |
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I once had sex with a woman and then cruelly dumped her when my ex-girlfriend wanted me back.
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Tue May-22-07 12:23 PM
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Tue May-22-07 12:27 PM
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41. I confess. I just put someone on ignore. |
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I think I feel better for it.
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Tue May-22-07 12:32 PM
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Tue May-22-07 12:35 PM
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45. I confess: This is my second day in a row feeling pretty good. |
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:bounce:
Pain levels are low, no side effects, the weather is nice, etc. Maybe the universe has decided to give me a break. :)
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Tue May-22-07 12:36 PM
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46. i'm addicted to final fantasy xi |
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Tue May-22-07 12:45 PM
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47. I slept with my wife's sister |
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Tue May-22-07 12:48 PM
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48. Sleeping doesn't count |
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if you're just sleeping. :P
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Tue May-22-07 12:49 PM
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you're ruining all my fun :(
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Tue May-22-07 12:54 PM
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50. It's your fault for being a good man. |
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How dare you!
If you were properly evil then we would have all believed you. :evilgrin:
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Tue May-22-07 01:16 PM
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52. I've become obsessed w/ Curling since I moved to Canada |
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Tue May-22-07 01:48 PM
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56. ya ever heard of a real sport? you wuss |
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Tue May-22-07 01:45 PM
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53. Actually, I doubt you would. |
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That's why I like you. :D
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Tue May-22-07 01:47 PM
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54. what if i judge you in jest you harlot? |
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Tue May-22-07 01:48 PM
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55. I confess that I love my job, even the incredibly boring bits |
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I have been formatting Word documents for the better part of the morning, and even though my eyes hurt, I am happier now than I ever was working in production.
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Tue May-22-07 01:49 PM
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In my first presidential election I listened to my beau and voted for Ronald Reagan. :blush: The shame has been haunting me ever since.
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Tue May-22-07 01:51 PM
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I still watch the Star Trek: The Next Generations on SpikeTV every afternoon!
Forgive, massah, forgive!
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Tue May-22-07 02:46 PM
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59. See#15 I proposed a threesome to my wife and she said, |
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