I'm Posting While Being Abducted By Aliens

[SPKrazy]

they are getting ready to beam me to the mother ship

i've got my black nikes on

i'm ready to go

i'm getting very sleepy, so i'll prolly fall asleep before i go

so i'll say good nite

and if any of y'all get abducted with me


then just use the DU handshake when you get there and you'll get the best seats on the mother ship


the repukes are in the cargo hold, and will prolly be dropped out on the planetoid Pluto before we take off for deep space and the galaxy where they are taking us.

:D


:hug:

good nite :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Just make sure you use birth control, ok?

:evilgrin::hug::loveya:

[SPKrazy]

4. okay GoG

i will

:evilgrin:


:rofl:


:loveya:

[fizzgig]

2. night dear

:hug:

pssst...i forgot the secret handshake

[SPKrazy]

6. no you didn't

live long and prosper... nudge nudge, wink wink!


:hug:

[fizzgig]

9. oh yeah

thanks :D

[SPKrazy]

20. ;)

:hug:

[Shine]

3. watch out for the black holes

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

7. oh yeah!

:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[Joe Fields]

5. God help Pluto...

[SPKrazy]

8. PLuto will need more than God now!

:rofl:


:puke:

frozen repukes :puke: ewwwww

[BlueJazz]

10. Ah...As long as you're going out ....would you bring me back....

...some chocolate milk and a cheeseburger, all the way.??

Thanks a lot!

[SPKrazy]

13. we'll see if we can squeeze it through the wormhole

but it's outside of our solar system so i dunno how to get it back to ya from there :silly:

[Louis Cipher]

11. Pluto prefers to be called a planet.

That's so satellitist.

[SPKrazy]

12. well i don't make the rules

and we will put the repukes there so it will be a wasteland then if not already

:hi:

welcome to DU

[Louis Cipher]

16. I had the other Louis C. Phurye account.

I had fucked up on the spelling so I started a new one. I figured I would start clean before I racked up to many points.

[SPKrazy]

18. oh well, welcome to du anyway

i thought your avatar looked the same and it seemed a little too coincidental to have two louis cipher's with the same avvie

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

32. i thought that was you

you devil YOU :evilgrin:

[LSK]

14. ask them who killed JFK and if 9/11 was MIHOP

:popcorn:

[SPKrazy]

15. fer sure

oh, they just told me

JFK was killed by Cubans under the direction of * sr.

and 911 was a LIHOP

but it might have been a MIHOP at a different level of understanding.

in other words, from a US government point of view, LIHOP

from a global conspiracy viewpoint, MIHOP

:shrug:


it's what they told me not me :D

[Inchworm]

17. Do you have your towel?

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

19. OMG! NO!

shit, do you think they won't have them? :think:

I was just sure they would :eyes:


dammit, stop the ship, i need a towel!

[Inchworm]

23. Its in the manual I think hehe

Your towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have!

er something...

:shrug:

[Deep13]

37. May 25th is Towel Day, dontchaknow?

It's almost here!

http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

:bounce: :toast: :)

[Inchworm]

38. Very cool! I'll participate for sure.

I may even hold up my thumb and hope for hours!

:)

[Deep13]

39. Sweetie! You're posting with my name again!

I shake my finger at you. :evilgrin: :hi: :hug:

[Inchworm]

40. oh noes!

:hide:

:hi:

[gizmonic]

44. Curses! I've been found out!

Your post count is only 10,000 -- thought I'd help out a little! :sarcasm: :)

[wildhorses]

21. am i the only one around here that feels sorry for the aliens?

:rofl:

nitey nite

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

25. :(

wildhorsey :(

:rofl:


:hug:

[wildhorses]

33. you KNOW you would give them HELL

i am scared for them, SCARED i tell ya:scared:

:rofl:

:yourock:

[Whoa_Nelly]

22. Do those creatures look like this?

or this?




Just wonderin'.....

[SPKrazy]

26. More like the top one

only they don't all have red hair but some do, in fact the leaders have red hair and the rest all seem to follow them ;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

28. Yup...knew it!

Knew they looked like the redhead! ;)

(or could it be you are easy to predict? :P )

[SPKrazy]

29. ha ha ha!

mebbe so ;)

good nite

:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

30. 'Nighters, SPK

Sleep well
Dream deeply :boring:

[mentalsolstice]

24. I was rejected!

But Godspeed to you!:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

27. they just told me that they are picking you up tonight

they want to get you while you are asleep

:shrug:

[VenusRising]

31. Goodnight.

Don't eat the Milky Way. :P

:hug:

[Fox Mulder]

34. I was abducted by aliens once...

[Beer Snob-50]

35. just don't allow them to use alien probes

or at least use you as a alien baby incubator (is aborting these prohibited by the pro-life camp). For all readers, becoming an alien baby incubator is not just a female problem.

[Deep13]

36. Bring some duct tape.

No particular reason, it is just handy to have around.

[bridgit]

41. you're going to love 'the continuum', it's the coolest place in the quadrant...

[SPKrazy]

42. i believe it

:rofl:

[skygazer]

43. They took me once

But threw me out after half an hour. Not even the aliens want me. :cry:

[SPKrazy]

46. Awwww!

come here....:pals:

:hug:

:loveya:

[underpants]

45. Watch out for Karl

He's new

(South Park reference)

[SPKrazy]

47. egads

i hope you don't mean rove

i'll push him out of the spaceship :P


:rofl:

[Q3JR4]

48. Don't forget the KY.

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

49. I ain't buyin'

aliens surely have better stuff anyway

:shrug: