i think my nose hairs have gotten entirely out of hand

[MrCoffee]

i gotta get in there and do some bushwhackin'. it's like a forest grew up in there overnight. how embarassing.

[redqueen]

1. Tweeze it.

[MrCoffee]

2. are you kidding me?

how much would that hurt to rip the little bastards out? i'm busting out the hedge trimmer and going to town.

[redqueen]

18. A lot!

Do it!

[texas1928]

3. Why?

Mine makes my mustache look fuller.

[MrCoffee]

6. mine are making me look like i actually HAVE a mustache...which i don't

[hisownpetard]

12. ok, that

is disgusting.

Thanks for the visual.:thumbsdown: :puke:

[texas1928]

19. Oh, so when you sneeze it looks like a party favor.

:P

[DS1]

4. bic lighter

and a quick snort should do it


slash and burn, baby!

[MrCoffee]

5. that's a helpful tip...redqueen should take notes

i'm doing it.



fire in the hole!

[MAGICBULLET]

7. smoke a few newports

and exhale through the nose. that should burn those little bastards away quickfast! :)

[MrCoffee]

10. another excellent suggestion!

i'm getting all the love. groovy.

[Heidi]

8. Don't you have one of those nose-hair trimmer things?

I love to give them to my male friends and family members as birthday gifts. :7

Since you're in manscaping mode, have you investigated your ear hairs? You seem to be in your early 30s, so you might wanna be checkin'. If you're an early bloomer, it might be worthwhile. :hi:

[MrCoffee]

9. i've never needed a nose-hair trimmer

it's sort of a sudden onset kind of thing. i've got a perfectly good weed whacker out in the garage, though.

[DS1]

11. gargle some nair

then read through some of GD-P and blow it out your nose laughing

[hisownpetard]

13. Alert, Alert! Unqualified human being given dangerous medical advice!!!!!

:puffpiece: :puffpiece: :puffpiece: :puffpiece: :puffpiece: :nuke:

[DS1]

15. Oh come on

he lives in Seattle. He's used to their filthy, smog-infested dust clouds and acidic rain. He can handle a blast of outbound nair.

[hisownpetard]

20. I, personally, think he should let it grow. Brush it daily, to 'train it,' until it comes down

under his chin where he can anchor it into looking like a debonair beard.

End of nose-hair problem!:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

21. nice post, fu manchu

i'm not letting this monstrosity continue. if i hadn't been sick yesterday, i'd have noticed it in the mirror this morning and would have gotten out the kitchen knives and ginsu'd the hell out of it.

[hisownpetard]

22. Here ya go, pal. (Ya should'a come to me first!)

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here

[MrCoffee]

23. i send that to everyone

i know the url by heart :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

27. Really? Just found it in response to your OP, can't stop laughing. And somehow,

it just feels so gooood when that hair comes out!

[hisownpetard]

14. Well, they're not SUPPOSED to be in your HAND! D'oh. Unless you're a Hobbit.

[krispos42]

16. time to whip out the Swiss Army Knife scissors and go to town!

No mercy!!!!!

[DS1]

17. Ever see "The Dead Zone" - the movie, not the series

well, there's a quick method demonstrated with scissors...

demonstrated by a law enforcement officer, so it must be safe

and you know he did it because Walken freaked out when he saw those nose-hairs while shaking his hand. however, I must admit, i wasn't paying that much attention.

[IndianaJones]

24. gotta go to the tweezers. nt.

[MrCoffee]

25. i'm not ripping them out!

i may, however, consider getting a brazillian up there

[IndianaJones]

26. its a cleansing pain. cutting them will only make it worse.

wax? thats insane.

[CGowen]

28. You need nose/ear scissors

http://www.folica.com/Rubis_Nose_and__d198.html