I caught my daughter's hair in a lathe last night!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Now she's really bald!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I hair that this is the sort of thing you're into. But lathe be serious...

Is she in any condition to continue? Have you done this to her before? Are you a lather, rinse, repeat offender?

[KitchenWitch]

2. You are just the kind of sicko

That I love to have around!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. It was funnier than hell, but, man, she wouldn't stop screaming until she passed out.

Damn kids. Really took out some of the sense of humorous pranksterism.

Once she passed out, though, I had a great big long sustained belly laugh that was so forceful, I threw up on her brain. Which made me laugh even more.

[DS1]

3. What are you doing with a lathe in the kitchen?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. It wasn't in the kitchen - that would be dumb. It was in the bathtub.

Geez.

[madinmaryland]

4. Nice post, Dahmer!