How many effin girlfriends does Bret Michaels want?

[graywarrior]

Plus, they're mostly skanks with alcohol problems.

[Rising Phoenix]

1. but how entertaining

in a numb, mindless sort of way

[RetroLounge]

2. skanks with alcohol problems?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

:rofl:

RL

[lost-in-nj]

6. pffffffffftttttttttttttt

:spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl:


lost


:hi:

[RetroLounge]

9. Hey, that phrase decribes dating in my 20's to a 'T'

:rofl:

RL

[Bicoastal]

3. Why don't he and Tia Tequila shack up and be done with it?

They're both equally trashy...

[graywarrior]

4. Bret and Flavo. Now that would be entertainment.

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Brett and New York

:D

[graywarrior]

7. Dear god, she'd eat him alive.

He'd be back on drugs after one episode.

[Rising Phoenix]

10. tequila has a new show coming out too

A Shot at Love 2....my sister said the only way they could possibly make it interesting is if everyone in the house was bi and they all hooked up with each other....lol

[MissMillie]

32. perfect!

works for me

[graywarrior]

8. Amazing that we all know about every one of these shows.

[hisownpetard]

34. Not me! Never wasted a minute on those trash-talking loose-living dregs of society.

P.S. What happened to the girl Brett picked last season??

[flvegan]

11. Bret Michaels' problems do not suck.

I wish I had some of them.

[graywarrior]

14. You're a PIG!

:rofl:

[democracyindanger]

12. Classic quality vs. quanity decision. Quantity FTW!

[matcom]

13. skanks with alcohol problems?

take this shit back to GDP!

this is the LOUNGE!

























































:sarcasm: :hide: :KIDDING!:

[graywarrior]

15. GDS

General Discussion Skanks

[KG]

16. who's Bret Michaels?

[JVS]

17. And where can I find his girlfriends?

[graywarrior]

18. Bret of Poison

Old pic

[KG]

19. weren't they. like, a rock band or something back in the 80's?

[graywarrior]

20. Yes they were and they made quite an impression on you, didn't they?

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Who cares? I don't even know who the shitbag is. Is he a football player?

Or does he "sing" for some godawful pop band?

Since I don't know who he is, you might be wondering "How does Rabrrrrrr know to call him a shitbag?" The answer to that is easy - if I don't know someone famous is, they're probably a sports player or some irrelevant pop artist, both of which are in the category of "shitbag".

[matcom]

22. take the Bay City Rollers poster off your wall pal

and live a little :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Bay City Rollers are the best goddamned thing since The Monkees, you 'tard!

You wouldn't know good music if it hit you in the head with a broadbushed stereotypical racist towel. Or something.

[Deja Q]

24. Well, nobody's perfect...

:hide:

[graywarrior]

25. The Skanks

I'm sure they're all nice. Not As Crazy is the one he finally chose, but now he wants a new one.

[txwhitedove]

33. Interesting. They look like Bratz Dolls!

I hate those dolls.
x(

[mitchum]

26. Why doesn't he just live quietly on his hair farm?

[cutlassmama]

27. What's up with his 70's bandanna? And the mascara has to go...

I bet he's starting to bald, thus the bandanna. It looks stupid on him.

[Connonym]

30. you'd think he could afford some freaking hair plugs

maybe that's what he's hiding under the bandanna?

[hisownpetard]

35. Ever notice that the bandanna gets wider and wider, every year? I'll bet

there's a nice old receding hairline somewhere in that story...

[Indi Guy]

28. Who gives a shit?

This one-hit-wonder is the focus of a two-bit-cable "reality" show (in reruns).

(Quote me) "Every nose has it's snot!"

[Spacemom]

29. I cracked up at one of the Promos

Bret Michaels was saying he wanted to find someone he could connect with on a "spiritual" level, as it shows all the new contestants dancing around a stripper pole. :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

36. And, you have a problem with that particular theology?

[bridgit]

31. ummm, who's Bret Michaels?

:dunce:

[hisownpetard]

37. Why do they bother going through the casting process and setting up the phony premise of him wanting

to find 'true love'?

Just move the cameras and lights to the "Chicken Ranch" in Nevada and film until the tape runs out.
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[Orrex]

38. Why do so many girlfriends want Bret Michaels?

Seriously. He looks like he's had his skin peeled, leathered, and reapplied by someone unsure of how it fit in the first place.

Leaving aside the awful fact of his musical career, the man is simply repellant.

[billyskank]

39. Haven't I seen this thread before?

:crazy:

[underpants]

40. I watched the very first episode from the FIRST season

His lame-ass buddy "security" :eyes: gets to bait for sympathy tail ...in the driveway :rofl:

Then they let the girls into the house (which looked like an empty Rock'n'Roll cafe) and they all went STRAIGHT to the booze.

Really bad TV. Not Tila Tequila bad but bad none the less.