"See Effete Mac People Use Macs"

[Pierre.Suave]

"Spyhouse is the best place in the Twin Cities to watch pretentious, foppish metrosexuals using Macs. By far."

Now, heres the deal. That was the description on Google Maps, someone left regarding my FAVORITE coffee shop in Minneapolis. I go there sometimes, with my mac and don't think I am an Effete, pretentious, foppish, metro sexual.

it is infact a very cool place to hang out for a while, they have great coffee (good tea too which is good because I am still on the wagon regarding coffee) it does get a lot of artsy people because it is 2 blocks from the MCAD, Minneapolis College of Art and Design. The baristas are not cold, especially if they know you, and the music is good.

I think whoever wrote that was just pissed that his overweight, repuglicon, PC using ass could not get any play from the hotties that are in there often.

If I could link you, I would.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Wow

this thread died...

:(

[redwitch]

2. well I use a Mac and I am as egalitarian as they come.

Now that we've settled that, may I have a double decaf, no fat, freshly ground cinnamon and chocolate cappucino please?


:-)

[Pierre.Suave]

9. Heres a question

what the hell is a "Double Decaf?"

edit: YOU WANT ME TO GRIND YOUR FU*&^N CINNAMON?

just kidding...

:rofl:

[redwitch]

The stuff that is half as likely to worsen my insomnia.

And yes, of course I want you to grind the cinnamon, what kind of a barrista are you? :eyes:


Edited because I've begun to spell like Lee Mercer Jr.

[Pierre.Suave]

18. The unemployed kind

of course. :(

I am not a barista...

edit for your edit: HAHAHAHAHA

[unpossibles]

3. I would not let it bother you - some folks are just bitter

and don't play well with others, and try to badly latch on to whatever stereotype they can make fun of.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. it doesnt bother me

I just found it odd.

That place is great.

[DarkTirade]

4. I'm a PC user

and right now I'm falling head over heels for a beautiful Mac user.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. I AM head over heels

for a mac user...

[DarkTirade]

10. Well maybe you should get over yourself...

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

12. I try, but it is hard...

I am SOOO damn sexy...

;)

hell, I cant even go furniture shopping without girls throwing themselves at me and begging for sex...

[DarkTirade]

17. I need to find furniture stores like that...

[Pierre.Suave]

19. yeah

I have to remain faithful to my favorite mac user, so I try to stay away from them.

[geardaddy]

5. WTF?

I love that coffee shop and don't find it to be a place "to watch pretentious, foppish metrosexuals using Macs." I think there are a lot of cool artsy types there and lots of "tat and pierced" people. Hardly my idea of "foppish" or "metrosexual".

Your analysis of the reviewer/poster is accurate in my estimation.

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Hey

maybe you and I have been in there at the same time.

if you ever see me in there, say HI! You will know it is me cause I will have DU open!

[geardaddy]

14. Excellent.

I haven't been there in months, but I do love that place. Especially that they have outlets just under the bar at every seat!

[Pierre.Suave]

16. yeah

that is an awesome thing.

Their Sumatra brew makes staying on the wagon hard to do too.

:hi:

[mikeytherat]

11. Google Maps: "Mom's basement of loser who wrote the coffee shop review"

"Best place in the tri-cities area to watch sexually frustrated proto-humans scream at BSODs (during their frequent attempts to mash out half-literate quasi-phrases with crude, computer input tools.)"

mikey_the_rat

[Pierre.Suave]

13. OH. MY. GOD.

I have not laughed that hard in a LONG time!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mikeytherat]

15. Thanks. I'm here all week. Remember to tip your waitstaff!

mikey_the_rat

[IronLionZion]

20. I was just there today around 1PM

small world.

[Pierre.Suave]

21. Awesome

we need a DU/Spyhouse Meet up.

That would be fun.

edited for TMI.

[geardaddy]

22. That is a fantastic idea.

[Pierre.Suave]

23. Yes it is.

Shall we get over to the MN forum and plan this sucker?

edit: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=160x28349