Fourteen Year Old Who Beat Up Bulgular With Baseball Bat

[erpowers]

What do DUers think about the story of the fourteen year old who beat a bulgular with a baseball bat? I think the media is making too much of a big deal about the issue. I look at it as the kid was fourteen with a baseball bat. It is not that big of a feat to beat another guy when you have a baseball bat to beat the guy with. In addition, the kid was fourteen. It seems that any fourteen year old with a baseball could have and probably would have done the same. So, what do others think?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. The Bulgulars are invading again from the 10th dimension? Those bastards.

I'll hit 'em with a baseball bat as well.

[flvegan]

4. !!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Beating aliens with baseball bats, teenage boys... It sounds too much like "Signs"...

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. No, that's the Brockians you're meant to hit - with basecube bats

but you're right about the 10th dimension.

Although it has been said that on Earth alone in our Galaxy is Krikkit (or cricket) treated as fit subject for a game, and that for this reason the Earth has been shunned, this does only apply to our Galaxy, and more specifically to our dimension. In some of the higher dimensions they feel they can more or less please themselves, and have been playing a peculiar game called Brockian Ultra-Cricket for whatever their transdimensional equivalent of billions of years is.

Lets be blunt, it's a nasty game, but anyone who has been to the higher dimensions will know that they're a pretty nasty heathen lot up there who should just be smashed and done in, and would be, too, if anyone could work out a way of firing missiles at right-angles to reality.
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Rule Four:

Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.

Rule five:

The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.

http://www.earthstar.co.uk/cricket.htm

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - what else?

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. One must salute the master!

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

2. focking bulgulars. don't they respek anything?

[hisownpetard]

13. Another generation of the crime family in Boston, led by Whitey Bulgular.

[Chovexani]

3. That burglar was lucky he tried to rob THAT kid and not me

I started my sword collection at age 14, and he'd have gotten carved up like a Christmas turkey if he tried that shit on me.

[Heidi]

5. I would only use physical violence against a FLIP FLOOPING Bulgular. (nt)

[Jamastiene]

6. "bulgular?"

What's that? Is it a vulgar burglar?

[seemunkee]

7. One of these?

[Roon]

10. Awwww!

Kisses for the whale! :o

[lost-in-nj]

8. Did the Bulglar hit the wrong

note

playing Taps????

:shrug: :shrug:

lost

[robertpaulsen]

11. I heard the Hamburglar was all in his house with disease!

The fourteen year old may have had a baseball bat but the Hamburglar, like the Bush Family, is a DEATH ORDER!

[Deep13]

12. I wouldn't want a bugler in my house...

...waking us up with reveille or something.

[trof]

15. Bulgular? Is that like wheat grits?

[LSK]

16. Bulgarian? Sounds like ethnic cleansing to me...

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. I agree with you, but I think there is also the fear factor of it.

Some kids wouldn't have the presence of mind to do what that kid did. Maybe that is what they are playing up. :shrug:

[puerco-bellies]

18. Mug shot of the perp

There is something really, really wrong with me today.