LeftyFingerPop
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:14 PM
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I swear this is the funniest joke I've ever heard... |
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Maybe because of the unexpected punch line... Maybe the way it is told, I don't know... Or maybe because my sense of humor is warped beyond repair .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU-4ukw2CjY
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:22 PM
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1. I swear this is the least funny joke I've ever heard... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 12:22 PM by riverdale
That's not even a joke. What the hell? Waste of 54 seconds.
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:23 PM
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Fri Jan-25-08 01:07 PM
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I have 3.2 million dollars in my brokerage account, and I retired at the age of 36. Wouldn't you be high all day too?
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:29 PM
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i think it is you man
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:31 PM
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5. Why am I not laughing? |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:34 PM
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6. Is the puchline "The Aristocrats?" |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:35 PM
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7. It's funnier when Jerry tells it while playing his banjo. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 01:56 PM
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:40 PM
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8. maybe it's funnier if your a bee... or a bee keeper...? nt |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:45 PM
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9. It's funny because it's JG. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 12:45 PM by Heidi
There is nothing I don't like about him, except that he's dead. I don't like that he's dead. :(
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Fri Jan-25-08 01:38 PM
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and I do miss Garcia.........
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:01 PM
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13. Not to ruin the punchline, so SPOILER... |
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Is this the one about the bees in a cigar box, and the punch line is "fuck 'em"? I can't view the video at work, unfortunately.
I have a video I bought at a record show years ago called "Backstage With The Dead" that has that segment on it. I can't find out anything at all about the history of the tape or the footage on it.
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:06 PM
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I love Jerry, but don't grok the humor. :shrug:
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:32 PM
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15. That's because Jerry totally blew the joke |
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The old joke isn't all that funny to begin with, but if he told it while playing a banjo and had a gag arrow through his head, people would have laughed.
Morris and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they get to talking.
"Say," said the woman. "Do you have a hobby?"
"Naturally, a hobby I got , I'm a bee keeper."
"Well, you must live in the country then."
"Nope, right here in the city...in Brooklyn."
"Really? You must have a large house then."
"Nope, apartment."
"Gee, where do you keep'm?"
"A shoe box in my closet."
"A shoe box!? How many bees do you have?"
"Couple thousand, something like that. So who counts ?"
"Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!"
" So screw'em, I hate bees."
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