Donk Yore
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Sun Jan-27-08 04:03 AM
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And you thought you had it bad:
Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves 10. Blaming your farts on me. Not funny. Not funny at all 9. Yelling at my barking...I'm a friggin' dog! 8. taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway? 7. Any trick involving blancing food on my nose. Stop it! 6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew stuff up when you're not home. 5. The sleight of hand fake fetch throw. Whooo Hooo you fooled a dog. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 4. taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting suprised when I freak out every time we go back there. 3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of guests. Sorry I haven't mastered that whole handshake thing yet. 2. Dog sweaters. Hello! Did you not notice the fur? 1. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the truth, you're just jealous
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