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Sun Jan-27-08 06:43 PM
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Getting undressed to take a shower is soooooo fucking tedious. |
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Man, I wish I was a kitteh. Instead, I'm a lazy ass fuck.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:44 PM
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1. Why can't you just take one with your cloths on? |
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:shrug:
Saves you from doing laundry.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:51 PM
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3. OMG, then I'd have to stand for hours til I dried. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:53 PM
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6. Get a convertible, drive around with the top down. |
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Gawd, my brilliance scares me sometimes.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:55 PM
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And interaction with others. Ick.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:57 PM
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:00 PM
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13. Did you ever just not want to stand up from where you're sitting? |
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I don't even want to get up to pee.
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:06 PM
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16. Oh for fucks sake, that's it! |
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I'm coming to spray you with the hose! :P
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:13 PM
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20. That's what Mr. Gray said. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:16 PM
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25. Great minds and all that. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:18 PM
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:39 PM
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In the modern world of today, diapers are made in adult (i.e. correct - those little bastards can have their own diapers when they get a job to buy them) sizes.
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:44 PM
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36. You mean I could live in a crib and be given a bottle? |
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Sun Jan-27-08 08:01 PM
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40. I don't know about cribs and bottles |
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but the diapers are no problem.
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Sun Jan-27-08 08:17 PM
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42. Hey, I'm almost at that age. |
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I can do Tai Chi in the park wearing them.
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Sun Jan-27-08 09:36 PM
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48. hahahaha: tai chi in the park |
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oh, sweet lord, that's one of my favourites.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:48 PM
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2. I always shower fully clothed |
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I've never been naked - maybe at birth, but I don't remember that, so it doesn't count. I shower fully clothed, then have a special suit that I put on out of the shower - a bit like a space suit - that's large/baggy enough for me to change my regular clothes inside of.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:51 PM
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4. You're crazier than I am. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:53 PM
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have hubby take them off.. and bring him with you..... do not forget the soap
:evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:53 PM
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7. Hubby has a nice bar of soap |
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:56 PM
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10. fucking lucky you!!!!! |
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:59 PM
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He does like to slip around in the shower.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:54 PM
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8. You need a slave to remove your garments for you. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:00 PM
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14. Who? WHO? Tell me! He's hired! ! ! ! |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:02 PM
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I tried to get Alan Rickman, but he's all booked up, so I'm sending the next best thing. Me.
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:09 PM
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19. Do you need an assistant? |
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...someone to hand the clothes to, perhaps?
:D
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:14 PM
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22. Someone to unbutton and unzip. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:17 PM
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26. I think the next flight from SFO to Florida leaves this evening.... |
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...booking flight info now...
:D
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:19 PM
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28. I'll nap in my chair til you get here |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:13 PM
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21. Ohhhhh, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Hurry, ok? |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:07 PM
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17. yeah, I had a hard time w/ that yesterday |
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today, I got it out of the way early... to warm me up
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:15 PM
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24. I just got back from the gym. How f'n lazy can I be? |
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I asked Mr Gray to drop me at the front door so I didn't have to walk up the street.
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:09 PM
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18. I can solve that problem... |
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just never get dressed to start with.
:silly:
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:14 PM
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23. People at work would run for the hills. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:23 PM
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one zipper drop to the floor..... LOL lost
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:26 PM
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30. Yeah, I would look exactly like her in that outfit. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:27 PM
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31. Fuck it. I'm gonna do it. |
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One piece of clothing every ten minutes. By then, it will be bed time.
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:33 PM
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32. your gd thread has been renditioned to gdp. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:35 PM
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33. I guess it should. It does require a vote to get me to get off my ass. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:43 PM
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35. Ah, but disrobing to take a bubble bath is |
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Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 07:43 PM by Jamastiene
a bit easier to accept. I, too, despise disrobing for a shower. I despise all repetitive household chores, but when I disrobe to take a bubble bath, it is almost like foreplay for the luxury and pampering I am preparing to do to myself. You could try it sometime. It's not nearly as tedious and repetitive and depressing. :)
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:47 PM
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38. But it reauires stepping into, squatting, lowering the arse into hot water |
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and carefully moving the feet from out under the arse. In hot water. And then, you have to get out of the tub. Why can't we all just be like pigs in a sty?
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Sun Jan-27-08 10:41 PM
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51. If only Woodstock could happen more often. |
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I remember the mud slinging (literally, not politically) during the '94 Woodstock. That actually looked relaxing and therapeutic to me. I have heard mud baths are good for your skin. :shrug: Bubble baths do tend to relax me very much.
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Sun Jan-27-08 10:53 PM
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53. Ah yes, running, belly flopping and then sliding through the mud |
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That's what I want to do for work.
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:46 PM
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37. Agreed. That's why I'm a nudist. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 07:52 PM
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...a first-class ticket to Florida, and nowhere to go...
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Sun Jan-27-08 08:05 PM
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41. IMO, bathing is so f'in overrated. |
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I only do it so that my cat won't twitch her nose and flick her tail at me.
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Sun Jan-27-08 08:43 PM
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43. Life's tough, isn't it? |
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Sun Jan-27-08 08:50 PM
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44. Get yourself dry-cleaned |
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Sun Jan-27-08 08:54 PM
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45. You're going about this all wrong |
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You need an ergonomic bathtub that you can stay in 24/7. You need a flat-screen monitor and a flat-screen TV mounted behind a waterproof screen, and a waterproof cabinet to keep the remote and cell phone in. You'll also need a waterproof keyboard with a waterproof mouse.
Electric heaters to maintain the temperature at a constant level. Change the water gradually once a day by cracking the drain and running in new warm water.
Problem solved!
:-)
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Sun Jan-27-08 09:17 PM
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46. This thread is useless without pics. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 09:24 PM
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47. You want to lick yourself clean and cough up hairballs? |
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Sun Jan-27-08 09:50 PM
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Mr. Graywarrior?
tongue bath?
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Sun Jan-27-08 10:31 PM
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50. The mere mention of possible nudity and a thread gets colossal hits |
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Sun Jan-27-08 10:52 PM
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52. And this surprises you... why? :P |
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Sun Jan-27-08 10:54 PM
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54. Because I forgot that there are people here who think like I do. |
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Sun Jan-27-08 11:10 PM
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56. Underneath my clothes |
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58. And yeehah back to you! |
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Mon Jan-28-08 06:29 AM
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60. That all depends on who's getting nude |
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Mon Jan-28-08 12:36 AM
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59. It has to be said, and I will say it.... |
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This thread is useless without pictures!
I'm sorry, but it had to be done...
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Mon Jan-28-08 10:05 AM
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61. There's one in every crowd |
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63. No she doesn't want to be wearing a cow. It's a muu-muu. |
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