Uh-oh, some other site really doesn't like my Jesus thread

[sniffa]

"My Mouth is open from such blasephemy ! Waiting for lightning and trust me ...YOU WILL ANSWER TO GOD for that remark...Heretics !!!!!!
There is no cure for stupid and no forgiveness for blashephmy."

"Someday they won't be laughing when they have to answer for their careless words."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This thread in case you don't know.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4235844

[flvegan]

1. Which unmentionable site is that comment on?

Where they prove the "no cure for stupid" remark every day.

[flvegan]

4. Nevermind, I found it.

Gawd but they're idiots.

[sniffa]

9. You know where to go first.

;)

Though I'm really fucking pissed. After being one of the Top Tier contenders for the coveted, end of year, top 10 awards, I didn't make the cut. :cry:

I'm another Fred Thompson. :cry:

[StClone]

17. Where was the blasphemy response posted?

Clueless in Christ.

[flvegan]

21. I didn't even get nominated. By ANYone.

:cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

30. Hell, I think even *I* got nominated!

:rofl:

:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

2. At least you didn't tombstone Jesus.

Skinner has a lot more to answer for than you.

[TZ]

5. If Skinner tomb stoned Jesus.....

Does that mean that Sniffa resurrected him?

[sniffa]

12. You can thank my CPR/First Aid certification

Which hasn't been renewed in about 7 years. I still got it!

[MrCoffee]

3. Nice post, Pilate

[sniffa]

8. Whatever, Judas.

:eyes:

[Dr. Strange]

11. Please forgive him, he knows not what he posts.

I think he meant to say, "Nice palm, Pilate."

[sniffa]

13. How many shekels for your palm pilate?

[MrScorpio]

6. I just love it when those guys get pissed off

Welcome to the club!

[XemaSab]

7. .

:toast:

[DS1]

10. GARGYLES!

SLYKICKS!

[Chovexani]

15. You beat me to it

Oh, crazy Marguerite.

[grace0418]

18. I always thought it was Slaggots.

I need my Fundie Freak to English dictionary.

[DS1]

20. no

I think she was going on about the psychic on the radio show which set her off

DORKSIDED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOtVTrsxXtI

:rofl:

[sniffa]

28. I'M A GOD WARRIOR!

GIVE IT UP FOR GOD!

[racaulk]

14. .

:rofl:

Good work, sniffa!!!

[grace0418]

16. They got one part right. "There is no cure for stupid." So true. So true.

Too bad they're too stupid to see themselves in the comment.

[Kutjara]

19. Another fundie proclaiming to speak for God...

...and thereby being totally oblivious to the paradox of their situation.

[NMDemDist2]

22. dude, WTF were you doing in Branson ???

I mean, really!

[sniffa]

24. Covering Obama's latest, most awesome endorsement.

He is an awesome god.

I'm angling for the next big story to break. *rubs hands together*

[lost-in-nj]

23. Your getting your checks and food stamps in time???

cause


ya gotta have faith!!!!


lost

[no name no slogan]

25. That thread is fucking BEAUTIFUL

and it's STILL in GDP, which is even MORE BEAUTIFUL :thumbsup:

[sniffa]

29. And

It's on the homepage not once, but twice. :woohoo:

[JVS]

26. I hope they didn't see my incomplete celebrity stations of the cross that can be seen in my journal

[robertpaulsen]

27. They're just pissed Jesus passed over Huckleberry.

The thought that Jesus might actually support a separation of church and state is anathema to them. Quote the Bible verse where Jesus says(paraphrasing), "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and render unto God what is God's" to them and watch their heads explode.

[sniffa]

31. They did say

"Why would Jesus endorse a Muslim?"

:rofl:

[seemunkee]

34. I think they meant Moran

Didn't Jesus endorse Bush?

[theredpen]

32. Your post was hilarious

Made my morning.

[sniffa]

35. Thank you

:hi:

[sniffa]

33. w00t! I'm almost hitting the big time.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22BREAKING:+Jesus+Christ+to+return+to+Earth+to+endorse+Obama%22&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=SeI&filter=0

And that doesn't even include the site I quoted.

:woohoo:

[Orsino]

36. Don't bait the torture fetish sites...

...unless you want them to get graphic about their fantasies.

[NoSheep]

37. Lee Mercer campaign question...

How much money has the campaign raised to date???

:D

[sniffa]

38. as of 2 weeks ago, $1000

donated to him by a PAC.

I haven't checked (or really, someone on Du hasn't checked for me) since, but based on DU's push for him, I'm sure he's received more since then.

[NoSheep]

39. Brilliant!

:applause:

[Deep13]

40. Hey! I got noticed twice!

Fortunately, I still have the opportunity to repent and stuff.