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Tue Jan-29-08 02:33 AM
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Would someone please shake my hand? |
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Otherwise, I'll rat you out to the AP.
:evilgrin:
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:37 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:39 AM
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2. Ah, good. I'll send them the pictures as proof of your hand-shakery. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:40 AM
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3. Dunno... has your hand been with you all day today? |
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Did you pack your own hand? Did anybody borrow your hand today?
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:41 AM
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5. My hand is properly tagged and hasn't been out of my sight all day. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:51 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:41 AM
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4. The grocery chain back East? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:43 AM
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6. I used to use the A&P as the enforcer, but they only sent me back canned goods. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:45 AM
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7. With or without the labels? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:46 AM
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9. Only the ones that say LIBBY... |
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on the LABEL.
Then it was YUMMY.
On my TABLE.
But you still didn't shake my hand!
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:03 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:45 AM
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8. *turns and walks away* |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:46 AM
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10. *shoots a spit ball at the back of your head* |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:48 AM
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12. *smacks you with the ring hand and steals your purse* |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:52 AM
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13. *sends Mr. Writer in front of the cameras to accuse you of typical 'Monkeyfunkish' thievery.* |
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Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 02:52 AM by Writer
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:05 AM
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16. *reminds the press that Nipsey Russell used to shake hands* |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:47 AM
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11. I don't like to shake hands. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:53 AM
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14. Ah. Good handshakers are hard to find. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:07 AM
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17. I would be most honored to shake your hand, Oh Writer... |
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...and i have been told that I have a firm, masculine grip which instills confidence... :D ...and loosens inhibitions... :D
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:10 AM
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18. ((tongue rolls out of her mouth)) |
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Tue Jan-29-08 07:39 AM
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20. I really don't care what the Advanced Placement folks think of me |
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College was a long time ago
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Tue Jan-29-08 07:45 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 08:07 AM
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22. I'll shake your hand.... |
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we can spit on our palms and make a pact.....
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