French Flight Attendent Goes Topless For Pilots

[Parche]

It makes you wonder, in these days of rampant video posting on the web, what the crew members of an unspecified French airline flying a short hop to London were thinking when they videotaped a well-endowed flight attendant stripping in the cockpit in flight. And then there's the safety consideration--a little office hanky panky may be harmless, but a cockpit crew is supposed to be watching the skies and the controls, not each other.

In the video, a 20-something flight attendant (wearing a wedding ring) disrobes for the pilot, who helpfully assists, while another flight attendant watches and giggles as someone--presumably the co-pilot--films the sequence. The video was posted on the web this week. Then the London Sun gave the story a big boost by writing about the frisky "trolley dolly" and the "amorous airman" and posting the video on its web site along with a plea for anyone who knows the identity of the cockpit crew to call the newspaper.

Given the British tabloids' habit of paying for tips, I have a hunch it's only a matter of hours until someone turns in the stars of this homemade video for a fat check. And only a matter of time before the crew begins collecting unemployment benefits.

http://www.maxablog.com/2008/02/french-flight-a.html

KitchenWitch bounces her.....:bounce: :bounce: :hi:

[Richardo]

1. "That's quite a nice set of nacelles you have there my dear."

Aviation humor.

[gmoney]

2. I never have "flight attendants" who look like that when I fly...

[KG]

3. this thread is useless w/o photographic evidence.

:)

[Richardo]

4. Always follow the link (NSFW - IYWFON)*

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article749215.ece

* Not Safe For Work - If Your Workplace Frowns On Nipples

[underpants]

10. Only two links away ---NICE!!!!

:P

[Bake]

5. Paging temeah! Paging temeah!

There be nipples here!

Bake

[quip]

13. Linkies, please!

:hi:

[Richardo]

14. Look up

#4 :eyes:

[quip]

15. They're on my ceiling?

Just got done watching. Hmm. They all sure chew a lot of gum in that cockpit.

(hehe I said cockpit)

[Richardo]

17. That *would* be more convenient, huh?

:)

[Redstone]

20. See what happens when they don't let people smoke on airplanes? Especially French people?

Redstone

[TZ]

21. flying grapefruits!

Wonder if there was a lot of turbulence on that flight!
:rofl:

[quip]

23. I wonder if she inflated the auto pilot

Otto....

[quip]

29. "In the event of a sudden loss of pressure in the cabin, fishnetting will drop down from the

consoles in order to trap the flying grapefruits. Thank you for your cooperation."

[geardaddy]

6. Kicking

For when I get home. :rofl:

[geardaddy]

7. Kick.

To annoy Richardo.

[Richardo]

8. Bow I say!

Ah fuck it.

[geardaddy]

9. No!

lol.

[geardaddy]

11. Kick-o-reeno!

[Fox Mulder]

12. I'll BRB. I'm going to spend some "quality time" with myself in my office.

[quip]

24. Do you have a bunk in your office?

:shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

25. It wouldn't be an office without one.

:rofl:

[quip]

27. Because where else would you conduct your business?

:shrug:

[trof]

16. Shoot, our girls used to do that all the time.

:evilgrin:

[geardaddy]

18. Kicky-wicky!

[Redstone]

19. Let us all take a moment to thank the guy who invented the Autopilot. Otherwise, the video

would end with something like: "Sacre Bleu! Vous racque, c'est magnifique...OH, MERDE!"

Redstone

[northzax]

22. chicks always dig the pilots

even the trash haulers.

[sasquatch]

26. "even the trash haulers. "

Hey that's no way to refer to people that fly southwest airlines.
:eyes:






































:sarcasm:

[speedoo]

28. Stews Gone Wild!!

Where's Joe whatshisname?

Still in jail? Betcha he's trying figure out how to get all over this idea.

[Deja Q]

30. Two things:

1. The RAM in my computer is Corsair brand...

2. Why can't I bounce her? :cry: