Bake
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:36 PM
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Crap! The microwave just burned up my popcorn! |
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Stinks like hell in here. I'd better get the hell out before you-know-who finds out it was me.
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:37 PM
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:40 PM
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doncha know that stuff is poison?!?! :scared: any last thoughts?
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:41 PM
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3. You are supposed to babysit that stuff |
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of all the lazy, good for nothing things to do, leaving your popcorn unattended.
my rule of microwave popcorn is this:
you can microwave popcorn, but you must eat it, no matter what.
words to live by.
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Bake
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:49 PM
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5. Geez, I pushed the button that says "Popcorn" |
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I figured it knew how long to go! Man, that SMELLLLLLLLLL!
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:23 PM
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8. Are you sure you didnt' push - POTATO? |
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That always turns out bad.
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:43 PM
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4. We can't even make popcorn in our microwave |
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We call it "The Soviet Microwave." It's some fancy stainless steel Panasonic microwave that's too powerful for it's own good.
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Fri Feb-08-08 03:58 PM
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Lieberman's been notified, and he's putting on his tassels and heading over to your house.
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:16 PM
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7. hmmm, i'll be right over |
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:29 PM
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9. You have to take it out when the pops are one every couple of seconds or so. |
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Or get yourself some yummy Jiffy Pop.
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:31 PM
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10. Leave rotel dip unattended in the microwave for awhile |
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Edited on Fri Feb-08-08 04:32 PM by BOSSHOG
No smell but lord what a mess.
And how come if you make a mess in the microwave, and clean it up spotless "she" still knows?
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Bake
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:36 PM
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11. Because it shouldn't be THAT CLEAN, apparently. |
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"She", however, is always glad when I make the mess because she makes me clean it up, and that way the micro gets cleaned at least occasionally!
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:39 PM
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My "she" is always cleaning up behind me. Apparently I don't do a good enough job.
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Fri Feb-08-08 04:40 PM
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13. My "she" follows behind to make sure I've done it right! |
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And if not up to her standards, I get to do it again!
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Common Sense Party
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Fri Feb-08-08 05:36 PM
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14. Now, now. Microwaves don't burn popcorn. PEOPLE burn popcorn. |
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Next thing you know, you'll be banning and confiscating microwaves.
Or mandating microwave locks.
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