theredpen
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Mon Feb-11-08 03:23 PM
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OK. I have Valentine hearts for the giving, but do you have what it takes for the taking? I'm now accepting applications for my digital affections.
Write your application in block print on a 3x5 index card and then type it in as a response here. Spelling and punctuation count. Grammar no count. I'm looking for submissions that are fawning, but not obsequious.
Please, no nude photos.
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Mon Feb-11-08 04:16 PM
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1. I guess everyone must be working REALLY hard on their responses |
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I know, I know. You all want to post the perfect response, but trust that I understand that you are all inferior to me in many, if not most ways. Since perfection is not possible, go ahead and post what you've got.
I'll be here with my hearts. Waiting for your essays.
Still waiting.
Is this on?
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Mon Feb-11-08 04:23 PM
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2. I Want A Heart Because I'm Loveable And Kind And Awesome And I Don't Have Any Yet. |
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Oh... Wait... Oops... Forget it.
:)
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Mon Feb-11-08 04:35 PM
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3. Several of those are already from me. |
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Mon Feb-11-08 04:36 PM
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Edited on Mon Feb-11-08 04:36 PM by theredpen
@#$*! network
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Mon Feb-11-08 04:45 PM
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Well you have the word "red" in your name, and I love that... so...
This is hard. Are you sure you won't just accept n00dz? ;)
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Mon Feb-11-08 04:56 PM
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Mon Feb-11-08 09:11 PM
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7. The winners: redqueen, OMC and skater314159 |
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I could have used more groveling, but maybe next time.
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