A plea to those who post answers to automotive problems.

[montanto]

What the fuck is wrong with my car??

[DarkTirade]

1. Is it making a 'sproing' noise every time you turn left?

If not, I got nothin'.

[montanto]

7. It only goes left, so I don't know.

[EnviroBat]

2. I don't know, but mine makes a fart smell when I honk the horn...

[montanto]

9. Mine doesn't have a horn

and yet it still stinks!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. You just stick your head out the window and holla?

[MrCoffee]

3. Operator error.

[montanto]

10. well, there's that. eom

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. After careful consideration of all this extensive evidence

I've determined you've got a loose nut behind the wheel.



:P

[montanto]

5. Oh hai

forgot to mention its a 1975 Trabant with a 2 1/2 cylinder engine and the cardboard option.
Is it the banana in the tailpipe do you think?

[montanto]

6. oh, and

it has underhead valves and antistop brakes.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Stop it!

:rofl:




Oh, wait — you can't. :D

[mikeytherat]

14. Check the Trabby's trunk for the spare engine

(always carry a spare when you drive a Trabby).

mikey_the_rat

[montanto]

16. I found it but you know what happens

to rubber bands when they get old! I'm fucked! And its downhill all the way to work!

[DS1]

8. sorry, don't answer questions from people who say 'hai'

[montanto]

12. OK, well, fuck me then!

[montanto]

15. 1,000. apologies sahib