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Wed Feb-20-08 05:09 PM
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Poll question: Who's the biggest asshole? |
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Edited on Wed Feb-20-08 05:10 PM by oktoberain
There is no doubt that all of the following people are Grade A Prime Assholes. The question is, who's the biggest, assiest hole of them all? The one that makes all the others look like mere dingleberries? I'm not counting right-wing talking heads, because let's face it--Rush Limbaugh is the Asshole King and Anne Coulter is his ugly, yellow, stickbug-like Queen. So instead, we'll focus on the slightly lower-level assholes.
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:10 PM
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1. I'd like to take a 2 by 4 to the person who |
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thought up the Head On commercial. :evilgrin:
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:11 PM
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2. Blunt object--apply directly to the forehead |
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With lots of velocity. :evilgrin:
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:21 PM
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:spray: :rofl: Excellent. :yourock:
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:15 PM
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:19 PM
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5. Yes. And it was meant with roughly the same amount of seriousness |
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as Mortimer Goth, Lee Mercer and the letter Q.
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:20 PM
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6. But... Texas almost has a curse word in it. |
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That's got to count for something!
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:23 PM
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8. Well...it also has 'sex' in it if you play around with the letters a bit |
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:19 PM
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Q RAWKS!! :headbang:
Oddly enough, perhaps, that post title was in my cache. :D
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:25 PM
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9. The letter? Or the character? |
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Wed Feb-20-08 11:58 PM
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:26 PM
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:26 PM
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11. I sexed-up Mortimer Goth's wife! |
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:32 PM
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Mortimer's an asshole, after all--Bella had to get some good lovin' somewhere. :D
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:41 PM
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13. It has to be Nancy Grace. |
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As far as I know, she's the only person on the list who has driven someone to suicide by her actions. Somehow the word "asshole" doesn't seem quite enough for her.
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:42 PM
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The fact that he never got called an asshole just makes him the biggest asshole.
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:45 PM
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15. But you just did call him an asshole. |
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So what does that do to his asshole status? :shrug: :P
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Wed Feb-20-08 05:50 PM
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16. Doesn't change a thing |
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Wed Feb-20-08 06:17 PM
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18. I killed off the whole Goth family, |
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just so I wouldn't have to redecorate when I moved a new family in :bounce:
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Wed Feb-20-08 06:51 PM
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19. I killed them just to watch them die. |
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And for the headstones.
:P
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Wed Feb-20-08 07:24 PM
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21. What's your murder weapon of choice? |
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I usually go with the "build a pool, send them in, remove the ladder, and fast-forward" method myself. :D
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Wed Feb-20-08 07:21 PM
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20. Well, let's see who has a song all about what an asshole they are? |
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Warning: hillarious, and a bit f bomb intensive for work: (link is just the song, no visual) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0Y77mNWL8
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Wed Feb-20-08 07:25 PM
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I did not know that song existed. I have been Enlightened. Hallelujah! :headbang:
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Wed Feb-20-08 07:26 PM
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Wed Feb-20-08 07:38 PM
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24. whoever voted mercer should be banned!! |
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He's a Democrat and a patriot (All Three).
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Wed Feb-20-08 07:39 PM
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25. Yeah, but he's all in my house with disease! |
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:grr:
Or maybe that's Jeb Bush. SOMEBODY must've given me these germs... x(
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Wed Feb-20-08 11:53 PM
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26. That asshole Q is always hanging around with you... |
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er.. U... that's it. But still...
asshole.
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Thu Feb-21-08 12:04 AM
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28. i can't really say, but i can post this youtube video |
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it trumpets how much of an asshole ted nugent is: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QX0Y77mNWL8
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