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Fri May-02-08 05:28 PM
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Lounge Ladies! What would you do for a ten minute back rub? |
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Fri May-02-08 05:31 PM
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1. Are you freaking kidding? |
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I would do just about anything..including thinking seriously about going out and paying for one since I have no male friend to do it...x(
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Fri May-02-08 05:33 PM
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2. Okaaay, I file you response under "watersports" |
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Fri May-02-08 05:36 PM
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Fri May-02-08 05:38 PM
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4. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! Sorry, I'M not telling! Help! |
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Fri May-02-08 07:12 PM
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5. Nobody is going to touch this with a ten foot pole? |
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Fri May-02-08 07:15 PM
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6. Waiting not so patiently here... |
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Fri May-02-08 07:22 PM
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7. You'd better keep kicking cuz my lips are sealed! |
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Fri May-02-08 07:44 PM
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Edited on Fri May-02-08 07:49 PM by turtlensue
Now I'm really pissed at you....:evilgrin: I had heard of that really..but with an alternate name. Even this pev has limits though!
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Fri May-02-08 07:54 PM
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17. Well, you said just about anything, so I went with just about the wrongest thing |
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of which I could think.
Whenever my family goes out for food and I ask what people want and they say, "I don't care," I immediately suggest something I KNOW that they won't like, and suddenly they care. It's like magic, really.
It's what an asshat does! :dunce:
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Fri May-02-08 07:37 PM
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don't do an image search for "watersports." Especially not with safe search off. Or your eyes and brain will need a bleach enema. Just saying...
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Fri May-02-08 07:44 PM
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16. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! |
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"Just saying"... from experience? :rofl:
HEY, are you saying that my head is wear I get my enemas????? :mad:
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Fri May-02-08 08:15 PM
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21. I will NOT call you poophead (or worse)..I will not.. |
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Thats just so immature...:P
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Fri May-02-08 08:20 PM
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22. What do the two boxes on the proctologist's desk say? |
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Sat May-03-08 01:48 AM
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31. Mooooon riverrrr! (in harmony) |
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Sat May-03-08 01:23 AM
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28. I don't have a Knead for Speed.... |
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...I'd rather take my time.
;)
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Fri May-02-08 07:24 PM
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Negotiate the time and price.
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Fri May-02-08 07:31 PM
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9. Half hour? What did you have in mind? |
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Fri May-02-08 07:38 PM
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Fri May-02-08 07:41 PM
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13. We don't want your stinkin' money, wink wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean? |
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Fri May-02-08 08:03 PM
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20. THAT'S what you want? |
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You better offer something better than ten minutes and better move a little south of the border.
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Fri May-02-08 09:40 PM
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Fri May-02-08 10:33 PM
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do you live in Canada? or just MN?
if you tell me it's even further north, say, like Canada, I'd like to encourage you to become a Mormon and marry me. I'm sure the wife wouldn't mind. cough-lie-cough
because, yes, that's exactly what I meant about moving south of the border.
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Fri May-02-08 10:37 PM
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25. No, temeah lives in MN. |
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Unlike me, who lives a little west of there.
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Fri May-02-08 11:04 PM
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26. well that's a good thing |
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because I don't know if one state is big enough for the two of you.
I think I'm gonna put names on my nunchucks. Dust range and temeah. for inspiration.
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Fri May-02-08 11:21 PM
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27. I've never had a weapon named after me. |
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(If you don't count the Death Star.)
I'm honored!
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Sat May-03-08 01:47 AM
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30. Um, inspiration to do what? |
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Kick ass? "Skittles" might be a better motivator! :P
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Sat May-03-08 10:57 AM
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I don't know what your skittles and kicking ass thing is about. I've been shipwrecked in gd-p for a while and life has gone on without me.
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Sat May-03-08 11:00 AM
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Skittles was a sarge and sarges kick ass is what it boils down to, I suppose. Plus, she shouts a lot... :D
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Sat May-03-08 02:38 PM
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I knew he liked the spanking thing. Turns out he seems to like the ass kicking thing too...:rofl:
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Sat May-03-08 11:41 AM
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36. Yup. $60 here at my club for 1/2 hour. Worth every penny. |
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Fri May-02-08 07:38 PM
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first. so I don't have to do it after
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Fri May-02-08 07:42 PM
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14. We don't wants back rubs back. Rubbing is on the track, however.... |
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Fri May-02-08 08:02 PM
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19. rubbing is on the track? |
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that sounds painful. and gravelly.
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Sat May-03-08 01:44 AM
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29. D'oh! "right" track. Not meant to be painful, I assure you! |
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Sat May-03-08 10:58 AM
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temeah, you're gonna have to work on your love muffin' stuffin'.
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Sat May-03-08 11:03 AM
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35. I'm trying to set up a barter system. I want to know the value of a 10 minute |
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rub. What would that translate to? Two minutes of an unnatural act in return? :shrug:
Something needs to be the benchmark upon which all else is based. Like a gold standard. I am trying to set the Pev Standard! :rofl: :hi:
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Sat May-03-08 11:51 AM
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37. ummm what exactly is an unnatural act? |
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that would have to be something bonobos wouldn't do, right? I mean, they're natural, so what are you talking about Kinky Friedtemeah?
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Sat May-03-08 11:53 AM
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38. I picked that up from the wording in some state laws. |
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Sat May-03-08 12:16 PM
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come back when you're old enough to play with the grown ups. ;)
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Sat May-03-08 12:32 PM
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40. There are rules on this board, hon |
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It's my job to skirt around them as best I can. :P
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Sat May-03-08 01:23 PM
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46. the value of a 10 minute (back) rub |
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is a great biiiig THANKS!
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Fri May-02-08 07:58 PM
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18. Hell, I'm a guy and I'd be willing to do lots stuff for one. |
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Especially if there are back scratchies involved. :P
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Sat May-03-08 12:43 PM
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41. I think the better question is.... |
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what wouldn't I do? :P
Just sayin'.
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Sat May-03-08 12:44 PM
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42. Really? For only 10 minutes? |
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Sat May-03-08 12:48 PM
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Ten minutes of soothing. Ten minutes of relaxation. Ten minutes of stress-relief. Ten minutes of ecstacy.
'Tis priceless. So I stand by my assertion. :hi:
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Sat May-03-08 12:49 PM
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(I'm a guy; I'm supposed to try and get away with as much as I can!)
:hide:
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Sat May-03-08 01:46 PM
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Downgrading already? Sheesh, and we haven't even gotten started yet.
Nah - 5 minutes isn't long enough - it takes me that long just to get in my zone. ;)
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Sat May-03-08 01:06 PM
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45. Depends on who is offering. |
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Sat May-03-08 01:25 PM
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47. I'm thinking an SO or spouse. |
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Sat May-03-08 02:45 PM
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51. then why didn't you just say so? |
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You made it sound like you were talking about some pev on a message board asking that question! ;)
okay, depending on the circumstances, I'd say a ten minute back massage was good for about another hour of fun.
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Sat May-03-08 02:49 PM
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A back rub is something that definitely puts me in the mood..I would surely give back that hour of fun and more!
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Sat May-03-08 03:18 PM
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53. Ack! LOL! Dang! I might be a pev, but I'm not a perv! |
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That's funny. Um, no, it wasn't a general solicitation on my part. :rofl:
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Sat May-03-08 03:35 PM
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but you framed the question w/o particulars. I mean, wouldn't most ppl say.. what would you give for a ten minute back massage from your partner. now, doesn't that sound different than your original post, pev?
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Sat May-03-08 03:40 PM
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Temeah reminds me of bullies (in a not negative way) most of them are all mouth but when challenged look how quickly they back down..Temeah talks pevvish..but he doesn't back it up with miracle whip.....:D
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Sat May-03-08 03:57 PM
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tz, you bagged him!
on the other hand, there are those of us who just sort of talk around the subject, but when it's time to rock and roll... we have the goods.
(are your ears burning, temeah? you don't even have to say you were wrong. you can just say you're fakin' it.) :rofl:
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Sat May-03-08 03:51 PM
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56. Yeah, you're right, and I was wrrrrrrrrr |
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wrrrrrrrrrrr. Uh. wrrrrrrrrrrrr. Sorry, must be a coming down with a "guy" thing. :P
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Sat May-03-08 01:26 PM
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Edited on Sat May-03-08 01:27 PM by Brigid
Would George Clooney be my masseuse? :evilgrin:
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Sat May-03-08 03:59 PM
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58. When a guy offers to give a woman a back rub |
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it's never *just* a back rub. ;-)
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Sat May-03-08 04:43 PM
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59. You have found the playbook, haven't you!!!!!?????? |
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Please return it to the nearest male ASAP! :P
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