Prisoner_Number_Six
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Tue May-06-08 08:28 PM
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Caption: "It's true. This man has no dick." |
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Tue May-06-08 08:29 PM
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1. what the heck is that thing?! |
Prisoner_Number_Six
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Tue May-06-08 08:31 PM
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2. It's called "The Substitute". |
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Wed May-07-08 12:26 AM
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Is it really? If not, it should be! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Tue May-06-08 08:36 PM
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3. Sometimes the manufacturer makes jumbo versions of regular firearms |
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for purposes of demonstrating to large groups how the gun works, how to strip it down, etc.
I don't know if that's what that thing is, but it might be.
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Wed May-07-08 04:19 AM
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Edited on Wed May-07-08 04:24 AM by JonathanChance
Found out exactly what it was.
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Wed May-07-08 04:24 AM
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16. Looks like a Lahti L-39 Antitank Rifle |
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Early WWII Finnish 20mm antitank rifle. It was used against light tanks and other lightly armored vehicles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahti_L-39Probably needs a special permit to own that bad boy.
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Tue May-06-08 08:39 PM
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4. Send that man to Eye-Rack! |
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Tue May-06-08 08:47 PM
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Just . . . WHY???
"We're talkin my-cro-SCOP-ic, baybee!!"
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Tue May-06-08 08:51 PM
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9. Quail? What are you, some kind of fucking anti-gun liberal hunting dumbass??? |
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That thing ain't big enough for quail! You want that man should be assaulted? You ever bin clawed at by one o' them quails? Ain't no sight that no man should be a'witnessin', if'n ya take ma meaning.
A pissant gun like that ain't good for nuttin' bigger'n a house mouse, or maybe a chipmunk if'n one kin get real close-up to it, like.
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Wed May-07-08 07:04 AM
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27. It shoots chipmunks at other chipmunks |
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Wed May-07-08 07:16 AM
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28. It's like a potato gun, 'ceptin' with chipmunks! |
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:rofl:
Ah reckon that coul' send a 'munk 'bout a hunnert, maybe a hunnert twenty-five, rods.
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Wed May-07-08 03:20 PM
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42. Those damn 'munks. Shootin' 'em only makes 'em mad. n/t |
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Wed May-07-08 09:11 AM
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31. Thanks, I needed that! |
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I literally laughed out loud.
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Wed May-07-08 09:11 AM
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32. self delete - weird double post n/t |
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Edited on Wed May-07-08 09:12 AM by cyberswede
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Tue May-06-08 08:48 PM
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6. I'm a-guessin' Darth Cheney didn't use that to shoot his friend in the face |
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Otherwise the friend would have no face.
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Tue May-06-08 08:49 PM
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7. Looks like he wishes that thing he's holding IS his dick. |
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Tue May-06-08 08:51 PM
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8. To show off your magnum, you deafened a canyon |
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A comfort, a friend, only upstaged in the end by the Uzi machine gun Does the recoil remind you Remind you of sex? Old man, what the hell you gonna kill next? Old timer, who you gonna kill next?
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Wed May-07-08 04:59 PM
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:) I was trying to decide what I wanted to listen to, and after this post I think I will have to put in Amused to Death. :thumbsup:
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Tue May-06-08 09:14 PM
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10. I'll show that deer for pooping on my land... |
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That deer that's two states away, in a building.
That's a wild gun. He should just mount it on the minivan.
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Tue May-06-08 10:54 PM
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11. caption: Billy Bob and his homemade bazooka |
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Wed May-07-08 12:55 AM
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13. ".50 BMG rifle: $$6,000... |
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20 rounds of ammo: $100
Dislocating your shoulder: Painful
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Wed May-07-08 04:26 AM
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17. That's no .50 BMG, that's a 20mm. |
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I don't even want to know what the recoil is like on that motherfucker. :hurts:
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Wed May-07-08 04:31 AM
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18. Seriously! How could you even fire that thing without breaking your arm? |
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Wed May-07-08 05:49 AM
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22. These types of weapons had recoil dampening mechanisms built in. |
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They needed to have them, for the reasons you mentioned.
It also helps that the L-39 weighs over 100 pounds fully loaded. Heavier gun = less recoil felt by the shooter.
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Wed May-07-08 04:12 AM
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14. His wife paid for that rifle just to get him out ot the house and away from her. |
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Wed May-07-08 04:31 AM
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19. Looks more like a missile or something to fire a bomb. |
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Now why in the hell would anyone need something that big and powerful just to hunt? Or for self protection?
Talk about using a Bazooka when a fly swatter would suffice.
Oh! OMG! There's the most beautiful deer in my back yard right now, with her babies! So adorable! Hmmm, now where did I put my gun?? ...
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Wed May-07-08 05:41 AM
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20. Likley he was just target shooting. |
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Some of these old WWII era antitank rifles have garnered a following amongst some of the more well-to-do firearms enthusiasts. They don't use them for hunting or self defense, instead they take them out to the range and shoot targets.
If that thing is a 20mm L-39 and not .50 BMG rechambering, he'd have to be relatively well off. The cost of the gun and the proper permits notwithstanding, the 20mm ammo itself costs about $40 per round.
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Wed May-07-08 05:46 AM
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21. Target shooting? At what? A barn? |
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Wed May-07-08 05:54 AM
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24. I don't know, really... |
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Maybe they shot at paper targets, maybe at steel plates.
IMHO, the thrill for these enthusiasts is the big boom the thing makes.
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Wed May-07-08 05:54 AM
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23. According to the Hubster, it's a 20mike. |
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Those are ski skids on the underside of that thing, by the way.
Why do I think that idjeeit has a set of those plastic testicles on the rear end of that Ford POS?
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Wed May-07-08 05:58 AM
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25. Yep the damn thing was so heavy... |
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The Finns would often use reindeer or horses to tow the thing when it came time to move it.
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Wed May-07-08 06:40 AM
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26. Maybe he's just a really small guy. |
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Wed May-07-08 07:20 AM
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29. Only missing his Hummer and big cigar... |
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Wed May-07-08 08:10 AM
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30. Hank always wondered why he always had a hernia after going hunting. |
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Wed May-07-08 11:14 AM
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33. He thought Jurassic Park was a documentary. |
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You never know when you might have to protect your home and your neighborhood from a Tyrannosaurus Rex invasion.
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Wed May-07-08 11:35 AM
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34. He needs to add to his arsenal with a |
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Wed May-07-08 11:39 AM
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35. Maybe he's a cop and confiscated it. |
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Or maybe he showers with it in the locker room to feel adequate.
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Wed May-07-08 11:41 AM
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36. It's for hunting F-16s. Didn't know they're in season now. |
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Wed May-07-08 02:40 PM
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40. Nah, he's thinkin' of bringin' down one of them Terrast spy |
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satilites. "Betchum Commander-in-Chief George'd give me a metal or summin. Yeeehawww."
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Wed May-07-08 05:16 PM
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46. He prolly hunts chipmunks and empty bottles of Ol' Granddad with that. nt |
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Wed May-07-08 12:04 PM
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37. Naw, see, this here is what you call a phallic symbol. |
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Whatever the hell that is.
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Wed May-07-08 02:22 PM
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38. This reminds me of the movie "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot." |
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Wed May-07-08 02:33 PM
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39. Did he shoot his dreams with that thing? |
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Wed May-07-08 04:03 PM
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43. In a manner of speaking. |
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Wed May-07-08 03:03 PM
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Don't bring an assault rifle to a mini-Howitzer fight.
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Wed May-07-08 04:28 PM
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44. Talk about a hair trigger... |
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You sure that ain't photoshopped? :rofl:
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