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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:15 PM
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Poll question: Am I a Jedi?
The other day my mom gave me her bank card to go to Macy's and buy some clothes.

I got the clothes I wanted, and I was at the counter to pay for them. I gave the guy the bank card, and he looked at it and swiped it. Then he said "Can I see your driver's license?" I gave him my driver's license, and he looked at it, looked at the picture, looked at the bank card, looked at me, and said "That's you!"

He finished ringing me up and sent me on my merry way.

The last names on the cards are the same, but the first and middle names are totally different. I have no idea how he managed to look at the cards and think they belonged to the same person. But I didn't question it.

So the question is, am I a Jedi? :shrug:

Please say yes. :D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:25 PM
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1. You are not the droid he was looking for.
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:30 PM
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4. >pbft
I lol'ed :rofl:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:27 PM
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2. Good thing Watto had the day off
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:29 PM
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3. No, you're a Sith Lord!
Confess!

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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 02:07 PM
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5. Yes - there is no other explanation
Edited on Thu May-08-08 02:07 PM by LSK
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