Excerpts from Class Report

[UndertheOcean]

Since their last exam, my students have reached rock bottom ... and have started to dig.
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I would not allow this students to breed.
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He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
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She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
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This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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This employee should go far ... and the sooner he starts, the better.
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A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
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He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
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He has a knack for making strangers immediately.
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He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
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When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
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A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
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A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
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Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
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Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
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Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
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If she were any more stupid, she'd have to be watered twice a week.
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One neuron short of a synapse.

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Some drink from the fountain of knowledge ... he only gargled.
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Takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.