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Wed May-14-08 07:39 AM
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Match Game Story Style: "Freeper Fred is so ignorant, he ____ his underwear". |
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Fill in the blank with at least ten words to make a nice little story. Preferably disgusting.
Have fun!
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Wed May-14-08 07:42 AM
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1. Freeper Fred is so ignorant... |
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he decided he needed more fiber in his diet. He read in Newsmax, his favorite magazine, that cotton is a fiber. So he boiled and ate his underwear.
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Wed May-14-08 07:44 AM
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Wed May-14-08 08:04 AM
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Freeper Fred is so ignorant, he scored lower on his IQ test than his underwear.
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Wed May-14-08 09:28 AM
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4. Freeper Fred is so ignorant, he thought that |
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when he packed for his vacation trip to Australia, all he would need was his underwear.
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Wed May-14-08 09:43 AM
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5. Freeper Fred is so ignorant, he |
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rolled, sweaty off of his sister after a passionate bout of lovemaking, and tripped on his way to the bathroom as he had forgotten, still around his knees was
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Wed May-14-08 09:53 AM
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"Freeper Fred is so ignorant, he wore his pants under his underwear so he wouldn't have to wash his underwear".
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Wed May-14-08 12:50 PM
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7. he thought "Support the Troops" referred to his underwear. |
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Wed May-14-08 01:20 PM
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8. Freeper Fred is so ignorant, |
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he was proud to discover that not everyone had his artistic talent for creating colorful, textural three dimensional skid marks. Some of his better know works are "The Purple Haze of Beetroots" and the Dali-esque "Persistence of Corn." The FR art museum is now hosting an exhibit of his underwear.
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Wed May-14-08 04:43 PM
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Wed May-14-08 11:31 PM
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Freeper Fred is so ignorant, he got up, kissed his wife Haruka, went to work, logged onto DU (under his pseudonym LostinVA), messed with people's heads, stopped at McDonald's for dinner, and spent the evening protesting at a funeral--all without the benefit of his underwear.
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Thu May-15-08 12:10 AM
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11. Freeper Fred is so ignorant |
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he decided one day to abandon the slavery his balls had been subjected to all these years. So he decided to run around his office in the buff. Unfortunately, security got a hold of him and took him to the nearest mental institution. While there, the staff forced clothing on him, but Fred was no ordinary Freeper. He was Pontius Pilate and the white triangular mass attached around his bum, Jesus. With eyes full of rage, he crucified his underwear.
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