Remind me not to wear date clothes to a funeral

[Ellen Forradalom]

x(

[joneschick]

1. do tell

:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Oh, nuthin' that exciting

It's just that I packed my outfit without trying it on. When I put the skirt on, I thought, "Yipes! It's a lot shorter than I remember!" The shoes were total date shoes too, very uncomfortable. And the attendees were mostly Northeastern and DC-area WASPs, so dowdy was the reigning fashion paradigm. I felt I stood out like a sore thumb. I let it drop that I was from LA, figuring they'd take it as an explanation.

[DS1]

2. Potato sacks are much more comfortable

/rimshot

[crimsonblue]

3. depends on whether or not

you are trying to pick someone up, a la wedding crashers.

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Not at this one

No risk o' that.