JCMach1
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Tue May-20-08 04:22 PM
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Poll question: A Gecko Was Watching My Wife in the Bath Last Night, What Should I Do? |
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CLYRC was oogled by a reptile... What to do?
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hobbit709
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Tue May-20-08 04:25 PM
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1. Don't buy any insurance from him |
Ellen Forradalom
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Wed May-21-08 12:01 AM
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7. great minds think alike |
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Tue May-20-08 04:29 PM
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2. Don't worry about the gecko. It's the cavemen that could be a problem. |
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Tue May-20-08 04:39 PM
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3. I think you all know what my vote is... |
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Wed May-21-08 03:52 AM
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Wed May-21-08 05:29 PM
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17. What, you expect me to post pics of my lizard? |
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Here on a public forum? :P
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Tue May-20-08 08:11 PM
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4. Charge him and his cold-blooded buddies admission. |
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Tue May-20-08 09:45 PM
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5. Hey, after the gecko startled me, I didn't mind so much |
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It was hanging out on my shower curtain, doing that sideways-head-looking-at-you-with-one-eye-thing, which was a little disconcerting, but I got used to it. It (could have been a girl, you know!) didn't seem inclined to move, but really, no drastic measures were called for!
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Tue May-20-08 11:04 PM
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6. Ask for lower rates. It's the least he can do. |
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Wed May-21-08 12:07 AM
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8. Post pictures of everything he saw - it's the only way we'll be able to give you |
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Wed May-21-08 12:37 AM
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9. Excellent point. But while we await the pics.... |
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GET IN THE BATH WITH HER YOU FOOL!!
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Wed May-21-08 03:16 AM
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At least, that's what I'd do.
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Wed May-21-08 03:32 AM
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11. Show it what it's like to be a mammal and able to screw at will! |
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Wed May-21-08 03:50 AM
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She was cheating on you with a reptile!
Khash.
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Wed May-21-08 06:23 AM
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14. make sure he tips appropriately |
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geckos are known to be cheap little fucks. Don't let him take advantage of your wife without paying for it.
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Wed May-21-08 06:26 AM
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15. Tell GEICO you are reporting the scaley peeper |
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to the proper authorities.
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Wed May-21-08 06:35 AM
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16. If he's just watching, no problem. But ... |
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if he starts licking his eyes, that's a bad sign. Make a coin purse outa him!!!
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