Damnit - why is it Israel that is always screwing stuff up!!!

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Rapture Index is down a point because Israel has had a decrease in activity.

:wtf:

Don't these Israelites know I'm hoping to get some free goods once this rapture is done

:grr:

[Dr. Strange]

1. Decrease in activity? Bah!

That's just what they want us to think. Trust me--the Israeli ninjas are up to something. Mark my words...

[TZ]

5. MWAHAHAHA!

I have ninja er blood relatives in Israel..but I refuse to tell you what they ARE up to....:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

6. I thought Snyder was a Scientologist??

:shrug:

[TZ]

7. PFFFT!!

:spank:

[madinmaryland]

10. So you're a Scientologist too! I was kinda wondering!!1!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[TZ]

11. Yeah right!

I'm a big Pharma shill and atheist that also thinks meds aren't necessary and all the world's ills can be healed by Lord Zenu....That makes sooo much sense, Dude!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

8. RainDog keeps me informed of all the goings-on in the world of ninjas.

I am fully aware of what's happening.

[madinmaryland]

2. I wouldn't be so sure....

Lieberman to be featured at Pastor Hagee's Summit.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3345656+

:scared:

[LynneSin]

3. Thank god for Joe Lieberman even though his ass won't be raptured

he at least is part of our team of helping it to happen!

[madinmaryland]

4. Does he think he will be one of the supposed 144,000

Israelites to be converted and saved during the rapture??

:shrug:

[Bucky]

9. The people who will get raptured off this planet don't have any cowbells.

And here's an incovenient truth... When the saved get raptured into heaven, they each get to take one car with them.