LaraMN
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Wed May-28-08 04:39 PM
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How much of a lazy-ass loser would I be |
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if I made BLT's for dinner, despite the fact that I have no L or T's?
A pretty big lazy-ass loser, huh?
I hate the monotony of HAVING to cook dinner every night. I wish the people around here didn't have to eat EVERY frickin' day.
:P
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Wed May-28-08 04:40 PM
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1. No pizza delivery where you live? nt |
LaraMN
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Wed May-28-08 04:42 PM
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3. I just ordered pizza last week. It seems excessive to do it again. |
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My 10 y/o doesn't really like pizza, either.
It's a tough crowd around here.
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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8. It's time that kid learned to like pizza!! What kind of 'murkin kid |
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doesn't like pizza? In fact, I think you're obligated to get pizza, as a good mother.
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Wed May-28-08 04:48 PM
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24. He doesn't like melted cheese. |
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Wed May-28-08 04:56 PM
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28. Sounds like some kinda commie to me. |
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Imagine not liking melted cheese. I mean, the melted cheese test has been a part of the American Citizenship exam for immigrants since 1854. "Don't like gooey cheese, buddy? It's back on the boat with you!"
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Wed May-28-08 04:41 PM
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Edited on Wed May-28-08 04:42 PM by Brigid
1. Go to nearest grocery store. 2. Purchase L and T's. 3. Return home. 4. Make yummy BLT's. 5. Quit being a lazy-ass loser.
That is all. :)
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Wed May-28-08 04:42 PM
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4. Then I'd have to haul all the kids, and one has no clothes on at present. |
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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11. nudity is the most natural state |
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is there a "lifestyle" grocery near you?
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Wed May-28-08 04:45 PM
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21. Technically, he does have a diaper on. |
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I have seen people frequent the grocery store with children dressed only in a diaper. I do not want to be one of *those* people.
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Wed May-28-08 04:44 PM
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15. That's easily remedied. |
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1. Grab said child. 2. Dress said child. 3. See my previous post for further instructions. :)
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Wed May-28-08 04:48 PM
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23. If it were that easy, he would already have clothes on! |
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Taking JackMN out of the house at this time of day pretty much ensures that I will be too tired to cook when we get home. It's a very trying endeavor.
I'm thinking I may raid the chest freezer to look for something I have stashed away for dinner emergencies. With any luck there is SOMETHING in there.
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Mon Jun-02-08 10:51 AM
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35. No need to dress the kid |
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just slap one of those removable Harley tattoos on him (you do have some removable Harley tattoos laying around, right?).
You'll get much respect at the grocery store.
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Wed May-28-08 04:42 PM
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5. Mmmm... bacon sandwiches! |
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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7. I have both MW and Mayo! |
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Wed May-28-08 04:44 PM
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14. Well, there ya go! Put both of those, the "b" and some bread out on a counter. |
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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6. That sounds good! Except we have no bacon. |
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:grr:
Maybe throw some burgers on teh grill.
:shrug:
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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12. I'm banned from using the grill. |
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The last time I used it my husband lost much of his facial hair and eyelashes.
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Wed May-28-08 04:45 PM
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16. We have a George Foreman grill that works just great. |
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Stick them in the thing and they're done in eight minutes.
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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9. Bacon sandwiches? I want to live at your house. |
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Wed May-28-08 04:45 PM
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What's wrong with bacon sandwiches?
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Wed May-28-08 04:49 PM
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26. Bacon, mayo and WonderBread...nature's perfect food. |
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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10. Double up on the B, omit the L and T. |
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Besides, better to have double the pork than yucky vegetables, right?
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Mon Jun-02-08 11:30 AM
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I just reverted back to age 14 and am laughing horribly right now.
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Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM
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13. I tried a few times to turn making dinner into "family togetherness time" |
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The little ingrate would have none of that. Now she's running away to college. Sheesh, being a parent is a thankless gig.
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Wed May-28-08 04:45 PM
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become a cabana girl
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B's? :rofl:
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Wed May-28-08 04:45 PM
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There are many reasons for children's multivitamins, and dinners made up of bacon sandwiches are one.
Me, I love a bacon sandwich. Cheers.
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Wed May-28-08 04:46 PM
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22. bacon sammiches? you wouldn't hear me complain. |
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in fact, i NEVER complain when someone else does the cookin'!
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Wed May-28-08 04:49 PM
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25. We are going out with the PassingFair's to a cheap greasy spoon |
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because I am a slackass. You are welcome to join us. The food...well it's food, but the conversation is awesome.
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Wed May-28-08 05:02 PM
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The PassingFair's are pretty awesome.
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Wed May-28-08 10:14 PM
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32. I am lucky because she is my best friend in real life and lives |
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right around the corner. :)
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Wed May-28-08 10:20 PM
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33. And I am lucky that Mrs. Grumpy drives a BIG republican-like automobile... |
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that we can all fit into!
And it only costs $118 to fill the tank!
:wow:
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Wed May-28-08 04:51 PM
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27. do you have any cheese, you could make grilled cheese and bacon. |
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and i'm so lazy i won't buy any frozen dinner that says "Half way through cooking time peel back lid and stir" no, nah-uh.
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Wed May-28-08 04:57 PM
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Wed May-28-08 04:58 PM
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30. thats pretty much my personal best in lazy. |
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Mon Jun-02-08 10:37 AM
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34. making bacon sounds like more work than I ever do to cook |
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If you were really lazy, you'd just make toasted cheese. My fanciest recipe - a cup of rice mixed with a can of Chef Boyardee. Works with pasta too. Nobody around here but me and the dogs, but I still have to eat every day.
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Mon Jun-02-08 10:55 AM
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36. So you're gonna make Bs? |
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Mon Jun-02-08 11:22 AM
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37. Ha, ha...there was that claymation cartoon a few years back |
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about a black family and husband says to his wife: "Hey honey, make me a BLT but hold the L and the T."
Maybe if the people you have to feed would learn how to cook. When I get home from work the last thing I want to do is head to the kitchen to cook. The weekend's aren't much trouble, it's just the evenings.
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Mon Jun-02-08 11:38 AM
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tonight i will eat left over calamri fra diablo from a restaurant the other night and my son will eat a tub of leftover salad. it will take me 2 minutes to heat up and eat.
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Mon Jun-02-08 11:39 AM
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I hate making dinner and then having everyone complain about it or each want something different.
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