I found a job I want...

[Fox Mulder]

but the problem is that it is about an hour and a half away from me, and I don't have any money to move down to the city right now and I don't have any money to commute there.

Figures. I find a job I want and there's no way I can get it. :(

Sigh.

[DarkTirade]

1. I've been working on teleportation for a while. If I get it up and running, I'll letcha know.

But it's still in the very theoretical phase right now.

[Fox Mulder]

2. Please hurry.

:)

[DarkTirade]

3. Well, if I can get it to work just once

then I'll be able to have enough money to get multiple machines running and whatnot.

'cause that first jump would be inside a bank vault and then back out. :P

[JTG of the PRB]

5. Have you perfected your Heisenberg Compensators yet?

They're the most critical part of any teleportation device! Without a working Heisenberg Compensator, your atoms would be scattered halfway across the universe! :P

[DarkTirade]

7. And that right there is why I use test subjects that AREN'T me.

Actually I did have one successful one-way teleport a while back.

You ever hear those rumors about Richard Gere and the gerbil? Let's just say he didn't put it there.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. ...

This might be the funniest thing I've read on DU. Bravo.

[DarkTirade]

10. I swear, every time I joke nobody laughs... but every time I'm serious, people think I'm joking...

[Pierre.Suave]

4. What city is it in?

The Metro? Is it as an EMT/Paramedic

[Fox Mulder]

6. It's in St. Cloud...

and I'm an hour and a half away. :(

It's a job at a food co-op as a dept. manager.

Edit because I didn't want to give away exact locations.

[Pierre.Suave]

9. It would be great if

through some means this worked out for you.

[Fox Mulder]

11. Yeah, it would be great.

But it won't work out. :(