I think Obama should go find the Holy Grail tonight. And pull Excalibur from the stone.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Toss the One Ring into the fires of Mordor. Cut the legs off Baba Yaga's hut. Take back the Golden Fleece. Have the Sorting Hat put him into Griffyndor. Wrestle the secret to eternal life from Utnapishtim. And recover Jospeh Smith's golden plates.

What else should he do/find before the election?

[Parche]

1. I think Obama Should Play Match Game

He should get a wee gee board, and summon the ghost of Gene Rayburn............
:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[TKolmsi]

2. Discover cold fusion?

And the lost colony of Roanoke.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Impeach and prosecute.

Sorry, I'm grouchy about that.

But getting into the spirit of things, kill Grendel.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Of course - kill Grendel! I can't believe I forgot that one. I was just thinking Beowulf yesterday.

And in the previous few days.

AND, indeed, impeach and prosecute.

I'd like to see him get the election tomorrow night, and then bright and early Wednesday morning, hand in the impeachment papers and start the process. "You're sitting in my chair, you criminal".

[NewJeffCT]

20. because of the Beowulf marathon on Sci-Fi the other day?

I think they had 3 versions on, including one with Christopher Lambert as Beowulf that I'd never seen before, and the SciFi original "Grendel" with Ben Cross and Marina Sirtis where Beowulf injured Grendel with some sort of rocket launcher crossbow.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. No, because of a ST:Voyager repeat, two Jeopardy questons, and my desktop

which has a text version of Beowulf on it.

Rocket launcher? How deplorable.

[NewJeffCT]

29. well

not quite a rocket launcher, but a fancy super-crossbow that launched explosive and exploding missiles that scared Grendel away when they first encountered it.

And, the one with Christopher Lambert was full of anachronisms - the castle had a PA system and some of the good guys used weapons that looked like a fancy circular saw - but, was at least redeemed by generous displays of Rhona Mitra's cleavage.

[hedgehog]

30. My family made me change the channel just when they tied the serving wench

to the giant bread slicer. Did someone rescue her?

[NewJeffCT]

35. well, if you don't mind the spoiler - read ahead

but, beowulf (Christopher Lambert) rescued the girl. However, when Beowulf went to enter the castle, the girl jumped off his horse and ran towards the same people that killed her - and they killed her.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Use his Ped Egg.

:thumbsup:

[Deep13]

5. Dream the impossible dream. nt

[SOteric]

6. Discover the one true Theory of Everything, and unearth

the Amber Room...?

[Blue_Tires]

8. Obama probably should visit the Castle Anthrax instead...

actually, i'll go in his place....

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yes! Let's you and I go visit castle Anthrax and take care of that, um, problem for Obama,

and let him worry about the more important stuff.

[Shell Beau]

10. He can also save Fantasia from the Nothing by giving the empress

a new name. That is just one of the things he can also do. Go Obama!

[flvegan]

11. Obtain the belt of Hippolyte!

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. You want him to go to Castle Arrrggh?

With his silly knees-bent running-about advancing behaviour? :shrug:

[puerco-bellies]

13. Discover a replacement chip for Vault 13's water recycler.

Destroy the mutant army, and somehow keep dogmeat alive.

[Chan790]

28. It's not hard to keep dogmeat alive.

You just have to trap him in a room and leave him there until you kill everything.

[puerco-bellies]

40. D'ho!!!!

I remember having a hell of a time getting him out of a couple of areas due to glichy A.I. I did end up needing him to take punishment in order to survive a few encounters during the game. I think I finished the first Fallout twice, but could never finish it without dogmeat becoming wormmeat.

[Orsino]

14. He should do it this afternoon...

...to give Morning Joe time to spin it as somehow helping McCain.

[ismnotwasm]

15. Kill the Authority and his minions

And set dust free

[Initech]

16. Take out the Black Knight!

It's merely a flesh wound!

[redqueen]

17. Come up with a unified field theory. (nt)

[kwassa]

18. Find the Lost City of El Dorado, Atlantis, and the Fountain of Youth

the Colossus of Rhodes, and Noah's Ark.

[NewJeffCT]

19. Part the Red Sea? Walk on Water? Find the Fountain of Youth?

or, for something more obscure: Destroy the Horn of Zargon

[PVnRT]

21. Wrestle three shoggoths into submission, then flip off Cthulhu

[BulletproofLandshark]

22. Successfully divide by zero. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. I think is my favorite one so far!

:rofl:

:applause:

[Aristus]

23. Recover the ashes from the Krikketmen before they can reconstruct the Wikket Gate.

B-)

[TimeChaser]

26. Defeat Jörmungandr

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6rmungandr

Except, ya know, since Obama is so much more awesome than Thor, he can defeat the serpent without getting poisoned :B

[Chovexani]

27. Kill da wabbit

Clearly.

[yellowdogintexas]

37. OK you made me choke nt

[harmonicon]

31. the hut of baba yaga

this whole post is fucking meta

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[XemaSab]

33. Use the alethiometer and subtle knife to travel to the land of the dead

and let everyone go. :bounce:

[DS1]

34. He also needs to be promoted to X-Wing pilot, and take one out on his maiden flight

and fight through miles upon miles of laser cannon filled enemy trench and shoot a pair of photon torpedoes down a hatch only 2 meters wide, after not getting shot down by one of the greatest Sith Lord pilots in history.

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. 2 meters? That's impossible.

:eyes:

[leeroysphitz]

36. He should get them to bring back Zima. n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

38. Move faster than a locomotive, leap tall buildings in a single bound, bend steel with

his bare hands,

and who, disguised as Barack Obama, mild mannered Senator from the State of Illinois,

.....defending truth justice and The American Way.

[rug]

39. Drag McCain's corpse around the walls of Troy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. I like that! The warrior Obama comes through!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. If he just lives up to half the hype that surrounds him,

I will be satisfied :toast: