YES!!! Barack Obama causes the Rapture Index to increase by +1

[LynneSin]

:woohoo:

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

11 Leadership
Barack Obama's election victory ensures a new liberal sift is
coming to Washington D.C.

[curse of greyface]

1. Good lord that is dumber than the Doomsday Clock

And yes I always felt the Doomsday Clock was a bit silly.

[LynneSin]

2. Yes but when the rapture happens think of all the free cars & house we could get

:woohoo:

[jobycom]

3. The liberals are sifting, the liberals are sifting!!

No bag of clumpy flour is safe!

[LynneSin]

4. oh that's bad, funny but bad

:woohoo:

[jobycom]

5. It's our next campaign, doncha know? Once Christmas is defeated.

Oh, and we make the whole world Muslim and Marxist--though I'm not sure how those two are compatible. Doesn't matter, as long was we do it. Christmas, God, capitalism, then lumpy flour. We have our objectives.

[Danger Mouse]

6. Just wait till we institute mandatory abortions and forced gay marriages!

[LynneSin]

7. Don't forget the guns - we're going to collect all the guns...

and then melt them down into a giant statue of William Ayers and Jerimiah Wright

:woohoo:

[Danger Mouse]

8. And take their jobs and give them to the mexicans.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

9. shoot, I thought you meant the EMOTIONAL Rapture Index....

because he sure makes me feel rapturous!!!!

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I'm surprised they only count Barack worthy of a +1.

I figured it would have been a +5, at least.

[LynneSin]

11. I was expecting to swerve abandoned cars on 95 on the way home from Philly the day after

:cry: