OMG - I have wonderful news to share with all of my friends at DU!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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well we only have a few more days left to use this joke!

[mainegreen]

1. You vermin.

x(

[LynneSin]

2. You need help washing the word SUCKER off your forehead

:pals:

[mainegreen]

7. I still haven't gotten the big 'L' off my forehead from the last time

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

3. that's the last time I post a youTube song for YOU!!!!

dammit!

[redqueen]

4. Can't blame ya. But it's couple more months isn't it?

Argh, how much damage will he do in that time? x(

[krispos42]

5. Must.... not... abuse... mod... powers....

:dilemma:











:P

[kick-ass-bob]

6. YYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

:loveya:

[TZ]

8. Nice post madinmaryland!!

Oh yeah tollbooth tollbooth tollbooth....:crazy:

[WolverineDG]

9. /jokes about Delaware & toll roads on

:P

dg

[LynneSin]

10. Did you figure out what street corner you'll be sleeping at in DC

My co-worker is trying to convince me I could make a couple thousand selling my hotel reservation on Ebay.

[madinmaryland]

12. I thought you and Joe Biden were taking the train in that morning?

[madinmaryland]

11. Sheesh. Get with teh program, Looser...

Robert Gates is giving the president-elect his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President-elect exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President-elect sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President-elect looks up and says, "Please send my condolences to the president of Brazil, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, and to the Brazilian people."

:eyes:

[LynzM]

13. OMG.

Been a long time since that's happened... :rofl:

[sarge43]

14. May kudzu eat your house. n/t

[Rambis]

15. Oi!

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomprostate.mp3

[arcadian]

16. A few more days?

Rumseferatu has taken up residency in an underground antechamber at the American Enterprise Institute where no sunlight penetrates. No, no, no, you are just making up excuses to keep this alive. If you are still using it, you will use it for ever. Sunlight and a stake through the heart are the only things that will kill the brazzilion joke.

[KamaAina]

17. Who's Donald Rumsfeld?

:shrug: