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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:34 PM
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"I'm with the MILF"
Seen on a t-shirt of a toddler at Chuck E Cheese today...

:banghead:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:36 PM
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1. Classy.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:37 PM
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2. OMFG!
:wow:

it would be kinda funny though if the mom in question was most definitely un-MILFy :P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:42 PM
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6. Of the three women in the group, only two of them could have been his mom
(the other was quite obviously grandma).

Both women were about 5'4" and weighed over 250 pounds...

But I am not catty in the least...
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:45 PM
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8. Hmmmm.
maybe MILF actually stands for something else?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:46 PM
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9. In this case, I would believe that.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:59 PM
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15. For the child's sake, I hope they were not taking pictures.
That kid has a tough road ahead.
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 10:18 AM
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47. milf
monster i'd like to frag?
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:38 PM
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3. That is what we fisherman call a lure.
Wow, just wow. :wow:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:40 PM
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4. Was his mother attractive?
:hide: (I mean if she wasn't, one shouldn't be teaching young children to lie.)
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 08:07 AM
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44. I'm guessing
the father bought the shirt for the boy, and the mom thinks its cute/funny.

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:40 PM
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5. well WAS his Mom a MILF?
and do you have a pic?

it's important.

thanks.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:43 PM
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7. NOT a MILF
not by a long shot.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:47 PM
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10. now I need your qualifications as a MILF-Hunter
to accurately gauge your MILF decision-making credentials.

oh and pics are encouraged :P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:49 PM
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11. The women in the group were over 250 pounds each
and well under six feet tall.

Bad dye jobs, messed up teeth, you know, the whole nine yards. Would not have wanted to risk taking a photo.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:57 PM
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14. so Chuck E Cheese is NOT a proper MILF hangout?
:argh:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:51 PM
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12. damn I told him NOT TO WEAR the tshirt
some one would say something...


:hi:


lost









:rofl: :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 06:53 PM
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13. LOL!
It was really out of place, for MasterPlanistan.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:02 PM
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16. Hey its California, the white trash are allowed to roam, unlike that spot in Virginia
Edited on Sat Nov-29-08 07:07 PM by sasquatch
where midlo lives.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:04 PM
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17. Yeah, I guess.
I am sure the "MILF" thought the shirt was "cute"

:eyes:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:05 PM
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18. You saw Midlo and her kid?
:hide:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:06 PM
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19. that is bizarre
and scary.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:08 PM
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20. No doubt.
:crazy:

I feel bad for the poor kid.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:11 PM
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21. That is a little young for an Oedipus complex.
:puke:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 07:12 PM
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22. ...
:puke:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:55 PM
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32. Really.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 12:30 AM
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36. yeah people really don't (maybe can't?) think, do they?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 09:08 PM
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23. Thats what you get for
Edited on Sat Nov-29-08 09:08 PM by jasonc
dining at such a fine establishment as Chuck E. Cheese...

:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:36 PM
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24. Believe me if K's friend did not have her party there
we would have never gone in there... Thinking of Chuck E Cheese is enough to induce a roaring migraine.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:51 PM
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31. I understand
Glad you made it out alive.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:55 PM
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33. Me too
I realize those places are fun for kids, but damn if they are not torture for adults, even with them now serving beer. (We don't drink, however, so no beer for us).
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:38 PM
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25. how precious.
not really.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:41 PM
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26. My thoughts exactly.
I took everything in my being not to go off on the women in that group.

Instead I spent the afternoon being a catty bitch about it.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:43 PM
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28. you come over here and sit next to me.
seriously school things i have to be at would be much funner if you were there.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:44 PM
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30. Let me know when the next one is...
:rofl:

I may be able to take a drive well north! :D
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:42 PM
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27. I hate those sorts of things...
Like when you see the toddler girls with "juicy" or "sweet ass" written across the bottom of their sweats. :(

All kinds of inappropriate.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 10:43 PM
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29. Seriously
What are these parents thinking.

:cry:
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 10:18 AM
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46. apparently...
not a whole lot... subject line pun intended.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 11:56 PM
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34. Thanks for the laugh...
...I needed that.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 11:58 PM
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35. LOL
If I had not seen it with my own eyes...

:crazy:
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 12:53 AM
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37. I'm not sure that I know what the term means.
I probably don't want to know, do I?
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 12:54 AM
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38. Mother I'd Like to (have unlawful carnal knowledge of)
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 01:04 AM
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39. This is only the beginning
I can't wait to see GILF shirts on kids.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 01:06 AM
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40. What's that?
Guitarist? Genie? Gorilla? :shrug:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 01:08 AM
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41. Gila Monster
Duh.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 01:10 AM
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42. How could I have missed that one?
who doesn't want to have unlawful carnal knowledge of anything with a tongue like this?

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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 06:03 AM
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43. Heh. I have no problem with that.
My kids had "inappropriate" onesies and shirts when they were babies.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 08:48 AM
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45. LOL.
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kiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 10:48 AM
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48. I remember a year or so ago when they started to
market those shirts, one of the company's reps was on either CNN or MSNBC and the woman doing the interview thought it was pretty questionable. The company guy said they preferred to say it stood for "Mother I'll Love Forever"--yeah, right. Anyway, dad (or whoever bought the kid the shirt) may have convinced the mom that's what it meant...or maybe she's just into false advertising.
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 12:41 PM
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49. Reminds me of a favorite baby clothing slogan
at the boardwalk shops several years ago- "I'm Too Sexy for My Diaper".

:puke:
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 02:08 PM
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50. Sophocles for the white trash crowd
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