madeline_con
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:08 PM
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Wiil I die if I eat the entire 9x13 inch pan of lemon squares? |
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I'm really worried it will hurt instead of just end in a really sweet rush of lemony sugary heaven to the brain.
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:10 PM
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1. Your poo is going to be the talk of the office tomorrow |
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:11 PM
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:12 PM
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5. You just don't like compootition at the office. |
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I slay me.
Sorry, I'm overtired.
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:15 PM
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6. Personal gloat: I work at a school. We go back January 6. |
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:11 PM
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3. Eat a whole pan of sweets |
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You'll have some stories to tell tomorrow.
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:11 PM
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4. Maybe, but you'll die happy. |
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Edited on Sun Dec-21-08 08:11 PM by Gormy Cuss
You could exercise some restraint and save half of them for tomorrow. The only thing better than one dessert binge is two. ;)
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:16 PM
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7. Yes, but many years from now. |
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And not from the lemon squares.
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Sun Dec-21-08 08:18 PM
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tequila,salt,and some cool looking glasses?
If so you are fine...if not go to the nearest hospital right away
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Sun Dec-21-08 09:37 PM
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9. Yeah. Don't eat the pan. n/t |
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Sun Dec-21-08 09:47 PM
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10. You won't die, but you'll wish you had |
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The excess of lemon will blast the inside of your mouth, and the crumbly base will perniciously work its way into the raw mucous membranes. It's more polite and sociable to share.
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Sun Dec-21-08 09:59 PM
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11. I am thinking your housemates will probably kill you for not sharing. |
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Sun Dec-21-08 10:19 PM
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12. Yes, you will die if you eat the entire pan. |
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Oh, maybe not right away, it might take twenty or even fifty years, but trust me.
You will die.
I say go for it! :hi:
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