soleft
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Wed Jan-07-09 01:54 PM
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I just spilled a quart of red fruit punch all over my desk and cubicle floor |
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It looks like someone was murdered in here.
I know, without pictures....
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Wed Jan-07-09 02:09 PM
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1. Roll around in it and scream. |
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Wed Jan-07-09 02:21 PM
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2. That would be one way to keep me from getting the promotion I don't want |
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Wed Jan-07-09 02:24 PM
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3. Reality should never intrude upon creativity. |
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Wed Jan-07-09 02:33 PM
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4. Not according to Maslov's hierarchy of Human Need |
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Wed Jan-07-09 02:41 PM
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Imma light a bag of dog poop on his front porch and ring the doorbell.
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Wed Jan-07-09 02:50 PM
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6. It could have been worse |
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it could have been on your computer.:scared:
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Wed Jan-07-09 03:08 PM
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7. Some did go on my power strip - I decided to let it air dry. |
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Wed Jan-07-09 03:12 PM
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8. Call the Fire Department! |
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Wed Jan-07-09 03:22 PM
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9. Hey - no fires at Xmas! |
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I guess I should stick to cooking lasagna. No spill overs!
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Wed Jan-07-09 03:23 PM
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10. I will kick your ass and make you clean it up |
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Wed Jan-07-09 04:01 PM
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12. My waste basket is overflowing with red paper towels |
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I bet I have a terrible nightmare tonight.
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Wed Jan-07-09 03:24 PM
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11. The Shamwow soaks up to 20 times it's own weight |
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It practically sells itself.
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Wed Jan-07-09 04:02 PM
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13. If I order it right now, what else do I get? |
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