A HUGE thank you to LaraMN

[Fran Kubelik]

Instead analyzing or complaining about the condition of today's Lounge, she has taken it upon herself to raise the level of discourse with threads about stupid butt shits, bird-flipping, cleavage, and so much more.

For this, LaraMN, I salute you. :patriot:

[JVS]

1. About FUCKING TIME!

People ought to quit being stupid butt shits and start being the change they wish to see.

[Fran Kubelik]

4. I think we should give daily lounge awards to people being the change they wish to see.

Let's call it the Vindaloo Fart award. :patriot:

[PeaceNikki]

7. .

The Vindaloo Fart award

:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

11. What have you done to earn the Vindaloo Fart Award today?

patent pending, by the way.

[PeaceNikki]

16. Nothing. I have nowhere to put a Vindaloo Fart Award. My curio is filled with Fabergé eggs and

Precious Moments.

[Fran Kubelik]

18. Where are you going to put your commemorative Obama Inaguration Frankling Mint plate?

Wherever that was going to go, put the Vindaloo Fart Award there instead.

But WAIT! Very tricky. I never gave you this award. Where have you been making the Lounge a better place? Living the change and all that? You can't trick me into giving it to you just by pretending you don't want it. I might be underemployed but I sure ain't stoopid.

[PeaceNikki]

21. I've had to stick to the Obama Commemorative Coin Set

with the free only legal tender official postage stamp sheetlet ever issued in the world to honor our new President-elect.



And that's going in my safe-deposit box due to its limited availability.

Find a more worthy recipient of the coveted Vindaloo Fart Award. Or, better yet, perpetually award it to LaraMN. She deserves it! :patriot:

[JVS]

10. Sounds spicy!

[Adsos Letter]

6. And show some cleavage, while they're at it...

:patriot:

[DS1]

2. She's a butt shit with a college degree, even!

[Fran Kubelik]

13. She's obviously not whipped

/conflating two arguments...

[KitchenWitch]

3. Don't forget sitting on the washer during the spin cycle

:evilgrin:

:patriot:

[Fran Kubelik]

8. See what I'm saying?

This is EGGzactly what I am talking about. She strides that fine line between clever and..well...awesome. That's our LaraMN.

[KitchenWitch]

12. And I lurve her for that!

:D

[LaraMN]

5. I'm out of school and unemployed.

I'm just trying to maintain my intellectual edge.
I don't know why I can't find a job.
Perhaps because of my malformed cleavage.



:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

9. Amen sister.

I was reading the lounge while hitting redial with the unemployment agency. You and your bizarrely wonderful sense of awesomeness made my afternoon much better.

[LaraMN]

17. You are a sweetheart.

If you can't find a job either, we can set up an Easter-egg hiding business or something.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. I pretty much worship LaraMN anyway.

But today, especially, yeah.

[LaraMN]

19. Q: Can you wear down the cartilage in your nose prematurely

by rubbing the tip of your nose too much?

I've been thinking about it, and I lose sleep over things like this.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. CIRCLE BUTTS UNITE!!!!!!!

[LaraMN]

20. Bwahaha!

Mine are slightly larger circles at present, thanks to my ill-fated use of hormonal meds and ensuing fixation with sherbet and trail mix.