I found the crotch of a dead mule in taterguy's pantry.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I can't believe the stuff that guy eats.

[darkstar]

1. Wash it down w/ shot #8

God it's early. God it's cold. I wasn't made for this brutal, bare-knuckled world w/out the p-boy breakfast regimen. Guess I'll have to make do with this brandy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Got a call at 430 this morning...

They brought my mom to the ER from the nursing home.

Went to meet her there.

Freakin' 11 below on my truck thermometer. TOO COLD! I truly despise winter.

They are going to admit her, but I think she will be OK.

Have a good day, darkstar! :hug:

[darkstar]

3. I really hope she is OK...

Here's to you and good sons everywhere.

:hugs:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Thanks a lot man...

I'm going to go see her later.

I took a good look at her today...she is TOUGH.

Beautiful beautiful woman.

:hug:

[Skittles]

5. scheduling taterguy and philboy for a double ass-kicking

taterguy for the mule thing and philboy for f***ing telling us about it

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I'm sorry Skittles...

But I feel it is my duty to warn you about him.

[taterguy]

7. How the fuck did you get in my house?

:scared: :mad:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Reverse osmosis.

[Arugula Latte]

9. His house is made of a semi-permeable membrane?

[darkstar]

10. hah..you said "membrane"

[Arugula Latte]

15. Okay, I meant to say "member"

Is that better?

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I let him in.

[taterguy]

12. How the fuck did you get in?

Where are my dogs?

If anything happened to them I'll just die.

[Dr. Strange]

13. philboy let her in.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I stole your bike, too.

:woohoo:

:woohoo:

[taterguy]

16. Thanks for not taking my porn, beer & Xbox

You need a minivan with more cargo space.