rcrush
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Fri Jan-16-09 04:48 PM
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So how cold is a witches tit? |
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:shrug:
Any witches here?
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Fri Jan-16-09 04:49 PM
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1. I volunteer to do all hands on case studies and verifications. |
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Fri Jan-16-09 04:49 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 04:49 PM by geardaddy
:holding fingers apart measuring the witch's nipple:
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EastTennesseeDem
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Fri Jan-16-09 04:50 PM
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3. I heard that for the first time last night. |
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It was from my dad, who lives in Nashville. So using deductive reasoning, I guess Nashville is as cold as a witch's tit.
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Fri Jan-16-09 04:51 PM
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4. In a brass bra, *all* tits are cold. |
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No need to perpetuate religious stereotypes.
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:06 PM
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5. and how hot must it be to make a whore sweat in church? |
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:08 PM
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6. Is it on the shady side of an iceberg? |
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:shrug:
And is that colder or less cold than "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?" :shrug:
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:15 PM
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7. The temperature of a witch's tit is sort of like an infinity. |
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However cold it is, a witch's tit is at least one degree colder than that temperature. No matter how cold to a negative infinity, just subtract one.
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:29 PM
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In this weather, pretty damned cold, actually. :rofl:
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:43 PM
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9. I dunno, my ex had some pretty hot boobs. |
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:52 PM
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10. Is it colder than a welldigger's ass? |
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Because that is phrase I hear most around here when it is cold.
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Fri Jan-16-09 06:13 PM
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14. "I'll be quiet... quiet as a welldigger's ass." |
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Ten points for anyone who can name the film...
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conscious evolution
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Fri Jan-16-09 05:58 PM
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11. They are actually pretty hot. |
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At least the ones on the witch I dated were.In more than one way,also,I might add.:evilgrin:
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Fri Jan-16-09 06:04 PM
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12. Yo! Kitchy? You gonna answer this one? |
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Fri Jan-16-09 06:12 PM
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13. In proper Southernese, that's "colder than a witch's left tit" ie heart |
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Farbeit from me to suggest that a witch's heart is anything but the warmest. (I've done a half dozen Lounge religion polls and have a pretty shrewd idea what percentage of Wiccans we have here.)
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