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Mon Jan-26-09 12:08 AM
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Moo you bastards! Mooooo! That's right...I'm a fucking cow! Moo!!! |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:09 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:11 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:13 AM
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thats one unusual looking cow....That Better? :hi:
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:14 AM
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4. Yes...he'll like that better... |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:18 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:20 AM
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you made me think of a story... Im a city boy, born and raised in Manhattan. When I was stationed in Oklahoma, I got drunk and the rednecks tried to get me to milk a bull....That went horribly wrong.
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:22 AM
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7. First 2 days are the hardest...then ya learn it real quick like. |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:23 AM
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Edited on Mon Jan-26-09 12:23 AM by PaddyBlueEyes
and i got stepped on to top it all off...
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:24 AM
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9. So you had to milk what I am thinking you had to milk? |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:25 AM
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but I caught on after about 5 mins....those idiots were laughing waaaay too hard.
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:25 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:28 AM
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12. Thanks for your sympathy |
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:spank: I cant wait until MccTaTas sees this....she's gonna have a freakin field day..
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:29 AM
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13. moral of the story... |
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never trust a Bubba...especially a Laughing Bubba
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:31 AM
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But I got my revenge....I got them lost in Bed-Stuy...muuwwwahahahhahhaa..
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:31 AM
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bubba bubba bubba....
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:33 AM
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16. It was fun to hear their terrified redneck voices |
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screaming into the phone.. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:34 AM
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17. I gotta tell ya Paddy... |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:38 AM
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20. The rednecks who tried to get me to milk the bull |
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they came to visit me in NYC...Lets just say this crew, was not the most racially tolerant nor did they come from a multicultural aread...I got them lost, in probably the most african-american neighborhood in New York City....Panic set in after about 30 seconds...
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:44 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:36 AM
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19. Did they survive the experience? |
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:rofl:
That's a damned fine revenge. :)
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:38 AM
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but they came away...ummmm.shaken!
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:36 AM
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18. Longer than 3 minutes.... |
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it's an official date Paddy :P
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:39 AM
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22. ahh crap..Im dead now |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:40 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:41 AM
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24. Ok Ok felonious porcine swindler... |
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:44 AM
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26. I did not swindle that pig! |
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I merely misappropriated it and I did not have unlawful carnal knowledge of it in any way, shape or form you bovine tutcher!
:loveya:
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:46 AM
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27. I knew I should have kept my big mouth shut.. |
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speaking of carnal knowledge...June...Gingham...Hous..
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:48 AM
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28. You need to keep your he-man |
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misogynistic fantasies to yourself Ward! :P
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Mon Jan-26-09 12:50 AM
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Mon Jan-26-09 01:55 AM
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30. I have a real beef with that |
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And don't say I don't have a steak in the outcome.
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