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Fri Jun-04-10 10:08 PM
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Oh Shit! My cat walked across the keyboard and bought two thousand shares of BP. |
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Fri Jun-04-10 10:16 PM
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And I just told my wife that the dog farted.
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Fri Jun-04-10 11:03 PM
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3. Have I mentioned the time I was very young and picked up my date at her house? |
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Sat with the parents in their living room petting the dog when I felt a gaseous pulse. Let it out silently and hoped no one would notice.
After the few seconds it took for the noxious gas to cross the room, "Spot!" yelled the mother.
"Good." I thought, "she's blaming it on the dog."
Another almost silent toot.
"SPOT!"
So far so good, so I finally let one rip.
"SPOT! Will you move before this guy SHITS on you!"
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Sat Jun-05-10 10:48 AM
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4. I can't even begin to tell you |
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how many times my dad told this joke when we were kids.
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Sun Jun-06-10 05:49 AM
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6. Wow! I heard it years ago, but this is the first time... |
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someone else admitted hearing it.
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Sun Jun-06-10 06:15 AM
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7. It was told a little different at our house. |
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Edited on Sun Jun-06-10 06:16 AM by hippywife
It was a priest invited over for dinner who was having the flatulence problem at the table. LOL
(Italian Catholic household.)
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