why I was chasing a naked man:a stoy

[JitterbugPerfume]

When I was young I worked on a locked unit at a state Developmenal center for the mentally disabled

Right out side our back door was a field where guys played baseball in the summertime

Now one of our guys (we has 23 in all) did not like to wear clothes


you could put a jumpsuit on him backwards....you could put a locked restraint belt on him

no matter He would be out of his clothes before you turned your back

Someone left the back door unlocked

uh oh

He was outta there before you could say "scat" running across that baseball field----with three women chasing him

The guys stopped playing ball immediately because watching US chase Mark was way more fun


"Hey! How you girls get this job?" they yelled at us

Then they helped us catch Mark

Last one in locked the damn door

[boobooday]

1. I used to work in a nursing home

We had many adventures like that.

Humanity is fun.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[madrchsod]

3. i worked in a nursing home

when i was a kid- one day all the nurses were going crazy,laughing their asses off- they "caught" a married couple going at it, they were senile,97yrs old and were married for 70+ yrs...

[JitterbugPerfume]

5. yes it is

I really loved those guys When I get with old friends from that time talk for hours about "the guys" State HOspital has been dismantled though There is a prison there now <sigh>

[Skittles]

2. LOL

although I am a bit disappointed - I thought you had a oneighty story. :7

[oneighty]

4. Oh! O.

180

[JitterbugPerfume]

6. Oh my!!

haha

[MuseRider]

7. We had one guy

like that too. WHen a nursing student I had to work in the locked schizophrenic ward at the State Hospital. These were all criminals as well as schizo so it was very strange at times. We had one old guy, a farmer by trade, who had shot his wife and her lover one afternoon. He refused to wear his clothes so we would put his overalls on backwards so that at least part of the time we could catch him before he got them all the way off.