scottcsmith
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Tue Apr-06-04 11:34 PM
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A disgusting joke I made up |
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I'm warning you, this is one gross joke, but I'm proud of it as it is the only joke I've ever made up.
It's gross! I warned you! Stay away if you're easily offended!
One day cranky old man Wilson was at his doctor's office for his annual physical. After being poked and prodded his doctor said, "We'll need to run some tests: a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample," said the doctor.
Old man Wilson got up, walked over to the chair he had left his clothes on, dug through them, and came up with his underwear. He handed the soiled garment to his doctor.
"There you go, doc," Wilson cackled. "Run yer tests!"
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WillyBrandt
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Tue Apr-06-04 11:35 PM
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1. A horrible one I came up with a while ago |
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Why did the Nazi lick the dominatrix's ass?
He was just following orders
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Endangered Specie
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Tue Apr-06-04 11:36 PM
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3. ouch, that ones more sick lol. |
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Tue Apr-06-04 11:36 PM
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2. eh, Ive heard MUCH MUCH worse. |
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Tue Apr-06-04 11:42 PM
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4. I'd have made it so the |
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old man wrung out his undies into a cup like a wet towel
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Wed Apr-07-04 12:06 AM
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5. I've heard that joke before |
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Not sure, but it may have been in Playboy.
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Wed Apr-07-04 02:10 AM
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6. Couldn't the moderator take issue with these? |
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Just wondering, I am not going to rat on y'all though
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