I'm mean

[scottcsmith]

I posted this to the Conservative Underground:

Top 10 signs you've stumbled upon a conservative message board:

10) People still talk about Clinton's penis.
9) Lying about sex: bad. Lying about illegally selling arms to Iran and covering up the evidence: good.
8) Whining about the "liberal media bias."
7) Whining about "Christian persecution."
6) Whining about "reverse discrimination."
5) Supporting a "smaller" federal government, and then crying to the federal government when a nipple is shown on TV for one second.
4) Lots of pro-military postings, not a lot of veterans.
3) They actually believe George W. Bush to be a "leader."
2) Turned on by the anorexic visage of Ann Coulter; does not know what "visage" means.
1) Three little words: fifth grade educations.

[Mr_Lefty]

1. Good Job

[scottcsmith]

11. Thank you, and yes, it WAS childish of me

I enjoy going over there and posting my crap. For some crazy reason they don't ban DU posters.

They do hate us over there in the same way the Free Republic hates us. Both sites post the same shit, too, such as the "typical DU thread." Yawn.

[Taverner]

2. HAHAHAHA!

Wonder how long it stays up?

What's the link?

[scottcsmith]

9. Here's the link:

http://tinyurl.com/2tcu8

Don't worry, it doesn't go to a porn site.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. LOL! That's great!

Though I'm sure they'll come back with their own top ten signs you're on a liberal mesage board, which will be filled with ignorant shit like:

10. Everyone says America is evil and Saddam is a savior
9. All morality is relative, and there's only degrees of goodness, not good or evil
8. And yet, they can say that Christians and Christianity are evil
7. blah blah blah Pabst Blue Ribbon inspired drunken stupid 7th point blah blah
6. Actaully think Klintoon was "good" and Hitlery is . . .

ah, I can't do any more. I mean, I could, but I'm tired of trying to get my mind to stop functioning long enough to think like a conservative moran shitiot.

[DAGDA56]

5. How do you make your brain do that?

...and please don't drive or operate heavy machinery when you do.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. A friend of mine and I have practiced this for years

in our (very hilarious) writing in which one of us plays a normal, decent, thinking person and the other plays the role of a conservative freeper type.

So I've had a lot of practice.

I don't recommend it to the weak-minded. :-)

And thanks for the kudos!

And no, I don't drive or do anything else serious, since I'd likely do what missmillie experienced and start swearing at peolpe for no reason whatsoever and call them cunts and whores and bitches and use the f-word at them because I wouldn't be able to offer a rational thought, because I'm in freeper mode. :7

[LTR]

4. More

Encouraging US soldiers to fight to their deaths with inadequate body armor (that they have to pay for themselves), eat overpriced dirty food, and get health care from archaic VA hospitals = "Supporting the troops".

Encouraging our government to protect our soldiers, provide decent living conditions, decent benefits, good health care, and bringing them home = treasonous, anti-American behavior.

Oh, the irony!

[Duncan Grant]

7. More...

Complaining about the $15 million being spent for the 9/11 investigation -- $55 million LESS than was spent by that schmuck Ken Starr on the endless Clinton inquisition... :grr:

[SOteric]

8. *L* Maybe so, - but you're quite funny, too.

[NMDemDist2]

10. i just saw a weird one over there

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=46478#46478

check out "openminded1"

do people really think they will get straight info from them?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Most excellent!

Mind if I send these to my friends? :D

[MichaelHarris]

13. Outstanding n/t