DU Rumble! -- Rabrrrrrr's Churchill Impression Vs. A Box of Rocks

[jpgray]

Here's how it works! You have the opportunity to choose the winner of the bout:



The Rabrrrrrr Churchill Impression

VS.



A Box of Rocks

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Well, I had to vote for myself, you know

Make it laphroig 25 or 35, though. Remember, I'm Winston Churchill, I'm rich and I can also force the Laphroig distillery to provide it to me for free or else I'll annex Scotland.

Oops, already did that. :-)

[democracyindanger]

2. That's a horrible

box of rocks. Looks like crumpled, burned bits of paper.

[jpgray]

3. The DU Rumble Graphics Administration has considered your complaint

And has responded accordingly. Your vote has been removed for your temerity, and one of our temps proceeded to chew it up and spit it out in comical fashion.

[democracyindanger]

5. And I bet

that the chewed-and-spit-out-result has been added, unnoticeably, to the 'box of rocks.' :evilgrin:

[DS1]

4. Darkness! Vote for Rabrrrr's Winston Churchill Impersonation

I'm Rick James, bitch!

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Rabrrrrrr's Churchill Impression is the toast of Broadway!

The critics are raving!
New York Times: "Rabrrrrrr's Churchill Impression was just like seeing Churchill!"
The New Yorker "Rabrrrrrr's Churchill Impression is a work of genius"
FreeRepublic.com "Them Dam Libruls cain't spel cuz they's so Stoopid!"
See what the critics are raving about! It's all right here-http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x998728

[democracyindanger]

7. Winston Smith Lives!

Clearly, the original 'box of rocks' has been substituted with another 'box of rocks.'

While I found Rabrrrrrrrr's Churchill impression barely reaching the accomplishment of Benny Hill drag, this alteration is proof positive of an insidious invasion of DU.

I have seen boxes of rocks, and this, sir, is no box of rocks.

The mods have been alerted to Diebold's involvement.

Vote for the box of rocks, and you vote for Bush.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Kick

This thread died too early!

:kick:

:ourpresidentisaweeniemoran:

[jpgray]

10. Brave man, to kick when the box of rocks is poised for a comeback (nt)

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. LOL! I just noticed the Seth MacFarlane plagiarization option

That wasn't there last night when the poll started, and I never bothered looking again.

Too funny!

maybe the rocks will win.

[Liberal Christian]

9. Sorry, it's just a draw for me.

That's one hot lookin' box of rocks.

[neoteric lefty]

12. how dare you

rip Family Guy off. You should be ashamed of yourself.

just playing.