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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:30 PM
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Just beggin for a caption
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:31 PM
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1. we gotta talk about jobs?
I WANT MY MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAH!

-LK
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:31 PM
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2. Something Bit ME ...
Right here, on my wee-wee.
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:33 PM
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3. I must've drank me about 16 doctor peppers
I gotta pee
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:39 PM
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5. LOL!
:bounce:
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:40 PM
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6. very forrest gump lol, except hes not meeting troops who have to pee...
how ironic. lol

-LK
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:39 PM
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4. "You want JOBS..??!! Well we got no Stinking jobs for you..we sent them
all to our corporations in china..."
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:41 PM
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7. "Talking about jobs makes me have jock itch".
Edited on Sun Apr-11-04 01:41 PM by MATTMAN
n/t
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:41 PM
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8. Living proof that on-the-job training is a failure.
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:43 PM
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9. Oh Mandy
well,
you came and you gave without taking,
but I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy well,
kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 02:09 PM
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10. variation...
Oh hand picked audience, well,
you came and you gave (money) that I'm taking,
while I send your jobs away,
oh hand picked audience, well,
you voted for me and I'm making,
chaos in your life today, oh, hand picked audience...
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 02:20 PM
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13. I like your version better n/t
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 02:32 PM
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14. see what your post inspired
:D
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 02:41 PM
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15. Ooh
I've never been a muse before, I'm honored. :bounce:
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 06:01 PM
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18. The problem is that the hand picked audience
is not suffering as a result of * being in office. They are reeping the rewards of offshoring of jobs and tax breaks. They are, after all, his base.

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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 02:12 PM
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11. yeeeeeeeeah!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 02:18 PM
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12. Training jobs?
Edited on Sun Apr-11-04 02:18 PM by Catshrink
How can I talk about training jobs?

1) I've never had a job in my life.

2) I'm just out of training pants!
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 05:59 PM
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16. Perhaps he thought the sign said ...
"Training for hand jobs" ... so he thought he'd demonstrate.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 06:00 PM
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17. Waaah! Mommy, that bad man stole my wowlipop! Waaaaaaaaah!
:-)

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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 06:25 PM
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19. at the US economic summit Pres. Bush sang Smokey Robinson's "get a job"
next up for the president is a trip to Camp Pendleton Ca, where he will regale the marine battalion being set to travel to Iraq with "I shot the sheriff"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 07:51 PM
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20. Please Call Me DUCK WAD!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 08:41 PM
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21. My new program offeres 233 days of on-the-job training
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 09:13 PM
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22. Jobs? I love jobs, my goodness, I've created....
Edited on Sun Apr-11-04 09:13 PM by rustydog
a bunch of jobs. Some of them manufacture important items like hamburgers and milk shakes.

I have created hundreds of thousands of jobs in India, China, Taiwan, Burma, viet Nam, you name it...I've created a job there!

America? why would I create a job in America? the money is overseas you idiot!
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