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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 02:54 AM
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Caligula Bush


Please discuss - it's just so similar!
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:08 AM
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1. OK. I'll give you a point
39 CE: Since the beginning of his reign Caligula had spent lavishly on public shows, games, and displays (sometimes even participating in them himself); in the most extravagant of these, he had hundreds of ships tied together to make a temporary floating bridge so that he could ride across the Bay of Naples on horseback. By 39, the public treasury was near bankruptcy.
Therefore, at the beginning of the year Caligula revived the treason trials that had become so unpopular under Tiberius; he also began other methods of raising public money, including the auctioning off of public properties left over from shows. Many of these revealed his strange sense of humor (e.g., at one of these auctions a senator fell asleep and Caligula took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a huge sum).
In the words of historian Michael Grant, “Caligula had an irrepressible, bizarre sense of the ridiculous, deliberately designed to shock, but frequently taken by his alarmed subjects too seriously. Notoriously absurd traditions . . . such as the story that he intended to give a consulship to his favorite horse Incitatus no doubt originated from his continual stream of jokes. Probably he remarked that Incitatus would do the job as well as most of the recent incumbents; and meanwhile he ordered silence in the entire neighborhood, to prevent the horse from being disturbed” (The Twelve Caesars, , 113). Some of his jokes were more sadistic, as when he arranged an oratory competition in which all the losers had to erase their wax tablets with their tongues. All these activities, as Grant points out, “meant that he had far less time available for governing the empire. Caligula, that is to say, became the first emperor to attempt this enormous task as a part-time job” (116).

http://www.vroma.org/~bmcmanus/caligula.html
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:11 AM
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2. perfect
that fits his Bushness the Emperor or Error.
He does have that Roman nose,yeh roamin for coke.He has a marble brain...yada yada bada bing.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:17 AM
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3. I noticed that - the people who did the photoshop didn't have to
change the Roman nose and the wide jawline to make the pic.
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 07:40 AM
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4. i wonder if someone at cafepress would be willing to manufacture
those?

one difference between bush & caligula:

caligula started out normal, his erratic performance as emperor was attributed to lead poisoning from lead lined wine casks.

bush's erratic performance can be attributed to the fact that he is a sociopath, and dry drunk.
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Boo Boo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 11:01 AM
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5. Bushigula!
eom
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 11:32 AM
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7. I LOVE that!
Let's see:

Caligula liked to play dressup. His name means Little Boots because when his war hero dad, Germanicus, used to take him out as a little boy to meet the troops, he wore a miniature legionaries uniform complete with cute little boots. Bush loves to wear cowboy boots although he is never seen on a horse.

Caligula never actually served in the Roman army but he loved dressing up in uniform. Bush: Mission Accomplished.

Caligula came to power illicitly--he reportedly smothered his uncle the emperor Tiberius. Bush came to power in a disputed election.

Caligula had a cruel sense of humor, you can easily say the same for Bush.

Caligula had a thing for brawny gladiators. Bush has a thing for brawny bald guys e.g. Jeff Gannon.
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 11:25 AM
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6. I think Shrubya is our Tiberius, Caligula is still yet to come
But, if your read of Tiberius' later reign, you may find equal similarities.

No, it will be the next generation of the Imperial Family, that TRULY gives us our Caligula.

And today's Empire is a picnic compared to what's coming...
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 11:34 AM
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8. Nah, fun and games aside, Tiberius was competent
Sure there were those sexual shenanigans on Capri but by and large the Roman Empire did quite well under Tiberius.
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 11:37 AM
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9. I guess I am speaking all things relatively
(although study the treason trials of the later Tiberius reign and the reign of terror under Sejanus and I am not sure even that holds up)
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