Karma
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Thu Apr-21-05 07:38 PM
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John Bolton renounces politics for Buddhism, becomes Boltonsattava ;-) |
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Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 07:47 PM by Karma
OM...OM...OM...
After being rejected in a very humiliating and debasing manner by his fellow republicans, the individual previously known as John Bolton has renounced the temporal and transitory world of Maya, and has been reincarnated as Mahatma Boltonsattva.
He has shaven off his hair, and his ugly mother-fucking mustache, and become a spiritual being, who is now in a deep and prolonged state of fasting and meditation, on behalf of world peace, and the United Nations of the World.
Let us all rejoice for Mahatma Boltonsattva, who has found the cosmic karma that guides his being, and which shall lead him to mother-fucking salvation.
OM !
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Thu Apr-21-05 07:43 PM
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1. That no talent assclown |
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has just ruined buddhahood for everyone.
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Thu Apr-21-05 07:44 PM
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2. Er...I think you mean John |
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Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 07:45 PM by Blackwell Sucks
Michael's the assclown that "sings"
Edit: I knew it was ass-something.
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Thu Apr-21-05 07:48 PM
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3. I'm a little disappointed. |
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It's actually funnier with michael bolton.
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Karma
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Thu Apr-21-05 07:49 PM
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4. The ASSHOLE HAS BEEN REINCARNATED TWICE !!!... |
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How can we mere mortals keep track of his SPIRIT ???
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Freedom_from_Chains
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Thu Apr-21-05 07:54 PM
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5. Yeah, and I bet you have some property in Florida for sale. n/t |
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Thu Apr-21-05 08:27 PM
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This guy was meant to be the dominionist pin coushin.
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arewenotdemo
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Fri Apr-22-05 10:38 AM
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7. Funny stuff. Truth is stranger than fiction, but that's one |
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dog that will never change his spots.
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Fri Apr-22-05 11:12 AM
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8. Grasshopper, at your peril you ignore the Wrathful Demons |
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and their insidious control of the polisphere. Wrathful Demons may OverShadow incarnatees Boltonsattvanasana. As the cherry tree stands before the howling storm, so must you be like the ripe red fruit of the bowed bough.
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