Box Turtles frozen out of Supreme Court nomination

[underpants]

Perhaps we should all have some compassion for Texas Senator (yes he actually is a US Senator) John Cornyn who was on everyone's list as a possible Supreme Court nominee. Sadly this has not come to pass.

:grouphug: for Box Turtle boy

It (gay marriage)does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife.
-John Cornyn

Possible Nominees to the Supreme Court
Friday, July 1, 2005
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/01/AR2005070100756.html



John Cornyn, Supreme Court possible nominee
http://www.orlandoreport.com/profiles/Supreme_Court/cornyn.htm

Cornyn for Supreme Court?
http://www.burntorangereport.com/mt/archives/003939.html

[Inland]

1. The reality of raising kids in world where John Cornyn has power

is a lot more scary than the hypothetical of man on turtle sex.

[MADem]

4. Not to be gross or crass

...just the concept of Cornyn screwing a box turtle suggests to me that he has problems with his penis size....

[underpants]

5. Thanks

I forgot to make that point. The ( ) comment was meant to establish that.

It is amazing when you find out who actually are in the seats of power*

*this goes for both parties BTW

[stevedeshazer]

2. That's right up there with Man-on-Dog Santorum

What's their fascination with bestiality, anyway?

Limbaugh is on now talking about gerbils. I'm not kidding.

[underpants]

6. Do tell

about the gerbils

[stevedeshazer]

8. Just heard in passing

He was talking about The Netherlands and assisted suicide, I'm not sure how but it morphed into multiple marriage partners and marrying gerbils.

[underpants]

9. Oh yeah I see

Netherlands.... gerbils yeah I get it.

[MADem]

3. What is UP with these guys???

They seem excessively interested in screwing the animal kingdom, I think. Box turtles Cornyn, man on dog Santorum....what's next? Orrin Hatch and Canchewer the Goat???? Tom DeLay and Shearling the Sheep???

It gives us an insight into their mindset, and frankly, I think they have ISSUES....!

[underpants]

7. Cornyn was actually on the short list

repeat that any time you are driving late at night and feel a little drowsy. :scared:

[MADem]

10. Yo, Underpants!!!! Slightly off topic: Is that a flying

(as in who gives a flying) shit ya got there??? :rofl:

I love these internets!!!!

Have you dispensed with the dancing drawers, or is that merely a byproduct of the reduced functionality?? I liked those dancing drawers....!!!

[underpants]

11. Yes and no

Yes it is and no I haven't necessarily gotten rid of the drawers, I just found that gif when looking for something else so I am using it for now.

[MADem]

12. Well, you gave me my laugh for the day--thanks!!! nt