Battle Hymn of the Republicans

[Up2Late]

This is from an e-mail that is going around now, if it's already been posted, sorry, I got it from my Dad.

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

(Feel free to sing along!)

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
he has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THIS .... DOOOO .... FUSS .... MAR...CHES....ON!

[Greeby]

1. I can hear it playing out in my head

:rofl: :applause: :yourock:

[grannylib]

2. ROTFLMAO hee HEE, hee hee!!!

:rofl:
I had not seen this, but will be sharing it with EVERYONE I know!!
DU meetup tomorrow night, WHOOHOOO! We can sing it for our opening!!

[shenmue]

3. Funny

And it's perfect for when you're 'having a few.' ;)

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:party: :toast: :bounce: :hi:

[Up2Late]

4. kick n/t

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[UrbScotty]

5. LOL! (nt)

[Up2Late]

6. kick n/t

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[Roland99]

7. Awesome!

[grateful581]

8. I like It!

I will e-mail it to republicans I know!

[hopein08]

9. Perfect, I love it...kick n/t

[mcscajun]

10. This is beautiful! I sang the whole thing in my head while I read it.

This is going out wide!

[Up2Late]

11. kick n/t

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