I'm looking for a photo someone posted

[OldLeftieLawyer]

It's a picture of a garage attached to a house, with a "Kerry-Edwards" sign on the garage, and, beneath it, someone had added "We tried to tell you."

I NEED this picture.

If you don't give me this picture, this will happen to you, I swear:



(Thanks.)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. Ouch!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5169352



:hi:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You DO NOT WIN the steel jockstrap.

Congratulations.

And thanks a million............

[rox63]

2. You mean this one?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. That's it

Boy, if DU isn't perfect, I don't know what is.

You folks are something else .........

Thank you SO much.

[rzemanfl]

5. Missed my opportunity here. See you got the pic. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. Yeah, but,

you're the guy who doesn't need the steel jockstrap, I hear .........

[rzemanfl]

9. That avoids rust stains on the pubic hair. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. That's why

I always spray you with Pam beforehand ...........

[rzemanfl]

12. My God! That's SHORTENING! Note: this is the punch line of

a really old joke involving male enhancement and the products Crisco and Spry.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. OK, here's what I think:

I think you and I are communicating on some higher, ethereal, not-quite-human plane. I believe we're simply inhabiting the bodies of Shecky Greene and Henny Youngman.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

In any event, pass me that brisket ............

[rzemanfl]

15. I'm still trying to digest your "I'm a guy" pm and have no appetite

for brisket, maybe a bagel with some lox and a schmeer (sp?)

Anyway, I have the misfortune of remembering every joke I ever heard that was the least bit funny, going back to "Bowels the Indian" over a half a century ago.

[rateyes]

6. You mean this one?

Sorry, just had to do it, I didn't want to face your wrath, even though you already got the pic from someone else...didn't want to take the chance.

:)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

8. Wise, wise, you are very, very wise

And you have one of the best names on DU, I believe.

Thanks........

[rateyes]

10. Wow! Thanks for the compliment.

I was tagged with that nickname in Jr. High School many moons ago. No one used it since HS. Thought it would be a good moniker. I'm waiting to see if someone from my hometown recognizes who I am. But, I doubt it. :toast:

On edit: And, if I need a good lawyer, I'll know who to approach first, lefty. :hi:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. Oh, aren't you a sweet little rateyes?

It's a great name you chose, and if anyone finds you, they're very, very lucky .........

Here's to you, rateyes: