Hi, I haven't posted on DU in forever!

[CTLawGuy]

please vote against candidate X!

That is all!

[LaurenG]

1. I think someone was just asking about you recently

and don't worry x will never get my vote!

[Adelante]

2. Hi, darboy nt

:hi:

[CTLawGuy]

4. Hi WesDem!

Boo on X! Don't believe the hype!

[no name no slogan]

3. Why do you hate America?

[MuseRider]

5. But I loooove candidate X

He is handsome and suave. He is sort of smart too but he really can give a speech. Man, he makes me sigh. How come you don't see that? He is a man of the people you know. What is wrong with you? I wanna have his babies :blush:.

Edit because in all that silliness I forgot to say :hi:

[CTLawGuy]

6. but he eats babies

and he would eat your baby like the god Uranus ate his children rather than be overthrown from power.

[MuseRider]

10. But he only eats them

after they are dead. You have to give him points for that!

[Flabbergasted]

9. You horny pig...

[MuseRider]

11. Well

he has what it takes ya know. What can I say?

[Pastiche423]

7. Weren't you a Dean fan last time around?

Are you still in school? (Where you got your username from.)

Btw, I wouldn't vote for candidate x if someone paid me a billion dollars!

[jenmito]

8. Hey darboy!

:hi: