Huckabee has Chuck Norris, but McCain has...WILFORD BRIMLEY?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

McCain's answer to Chuck
Submitted by Primary Monitor on Fri, 2008-01-04 22:16.

http://www.yourconcord.com/primaryblog/mccains_answer_to_chuck



According to Wilford Brimley, voting for John McCain is the right thing to do.

"Wilford Brimley is our response to Chuck Norris," McCain said on his campaign bus. "He's huge in every way."

UPDATE: Mitt Romney has more money that McCain, but McCain said he's having a better time than his rival. After a lengthy grilling by reporters on his response to the recent Romney ad assault, McCain said that he wanted to run a positive campaign and he was "dedicated" to having fun.

"We kind of do have a happy group of people," he said, looking around his tour bus, where he sat with reporters, strategists and former New Hampshire congressman Charlie Bass, who has endorsed his candidacy.

When asked if he thought the Romney campaign was not as much fun, McCain responded with a vigorous nod.

- Margot Sanger-Katz
(AP photo by Charles Dharapak)

[smalll]

1. McCain: The right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it! /nt

[itsrobert]

2. Somewhere in Hollywood, Giullani is digging up Ethel Merman

There's no business, like show business. That will get the gay vote.

[IDemo]

3. but, I thought Julie Annie WAS Ethel Merman..

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. "eat your god damn oats!"

[Whisp]

5. ""and how much wild oats have You sowed? heh heh heh""

:rofl:
as exciting as cold porridge, those two.

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. I saw that guy & figured it was a walrus guy that looked like brimley.

But I didn't think it was him. The oats & death insurance gigs must not be good, he's a fucking mess.

[Whisp]

7. ya think Brimley had to sign a loyalty oat for McCain?

and he's not all that healthy lookin', what for all that fibre and good oats talk he does/did. I look a hella lot better eating Count Choculas and deep fried Mars bars.
:rofl:

McCain is so pathetic. did I mention?

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. McCain is what happens out the other end after the horse eats the oats.

My vision of McCain is that of him standing there looking shit scared with the rest of the Keating 7.

[Whisp]

9. and I'll bet he's willing to pay Americans 50 bucks an hour to shovel up...

remember that shit talk he did a year or so ago - about how no American wants to do the jobs of immigrants - like picking tomatoes, even at 50 an hour they won't do it? oiy, I'm so bad at keeping links and stuff, but it's out there, another total embaressment for that fool asscrack. I have a special dislike for him. It's a bit different than most repugs, but it's still special, they're mostly all special in that sense.

[The_Casual_Observer]

10. The surge is a surge of US cash money distributed generously

across Anbar provence to tribal chiefs. All of his bullshit about taking credit for anything gives me a headache.

[hisownpetard]

11. Is it true that Fred is having Gabby Hayes exhumed? Problem is, how will the crowds

know which is which?

[Eurobabe]

12. I thought his name was Wilbur, Willard or something like that...

kinda fitting,

[saltpoint]

13. I'll take Brimley's oatmeal thing over Chuck Norris' dumbed-down bully.

Chuck Norris is so . . . Tonya Harding.

[Alexander]

14. Wow, that guy from the Ewok movie is with McCain!

[Elidor]

15. Well, he's locked up the cockfighting vote

His campaign is a regular steamroller now.